2006-07-05 13:14:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
No. Usually he comes to my front door stumbling drunk and he can barely stand and he rings the doorbell. When I answer, he asks me "Dude... ummm... can I borrow your car?" I tell him to get lost in the woods or something and then he's usually like, "OK... dude ... just give me a pack of cigarettes and I'm like outta here." So, I usually give him an empty pack and like a dumbass he takes it and leaves. He usually doesn't come back until the next time he gets drunk. He hasn't asked me for any garlic yet, but, his breath usually does stink.
2006-07-05 16:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about that, Would you prefer me to use the front door next time? I just needed some garlic, I was making Italian food. I didn't think it would be a big deal.
I'm not dating Nessie by the way we're just friends, I happen to be married to a fairie.
I also don't live in a swamp, I used to but the smell doesn't agree with my wife. You should see our kids 1/2 yeti and 1/2 fairie, quite interesting.
2006-07-05 21:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey garlic's pretty cheap. I'd give him some. After all Bigfoot's gotta cook dinner too!
LOL.
2006-07-05 20:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a matter of fact, he's been over twice...once for sardines and the other time he wanted to know if I had any frozen pizzas. Never asked for garlic though.
2006-07-05 21:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When bigfoot comes out of the swamp and up to my door he always asks if I have any Grey Poupon.
2006-07-05 21:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but the old lady who has dozens
of cats, called me and gave me a pillow
she found in the streets. She wanted me
to keep it for her, then when she came back for it, she asked me to put it in a
plastic bag. That was weird enough...
2006-07-06 00:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by nightflyerkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Ever since he's been dating the Loch Ness monster, he's
been avoiding garlic. However, he still comes by sometimes to
borrow sugar.
2006-07-05 20:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you ever read "If you give Big Foot some Garlic.." before?
2006-07-05 21:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Gunmetal Grey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, when he arrived he was already carrying a bunch of garlic around his neck...he wanted spaghetti sauce from me.
2006-07-05 20:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just did, but I gave him some money, so he can buy 'em at wally world. You're just one of those pathetic bored guys like Bush, huh?
2006-07-05 20:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ch'é'étiin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋