No putting on there yay two point or i will do the same to you
2006-07-05 13:06:48 · 16 answers · asked by Jacquelyn C 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
yo momma so dum she got stabbed in a shoot out,
whats the difference between donuts and yo mamma? they both have jelly rolls
yo mama is so stupid she got locked is da bathroom and peed her self!!
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mammas so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama is so short she plays wallball with the curb
Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones
Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped on a trampoline with yellow on, the sun said I give up!
Yo momma’s *** is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack
Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo momma is so old she knew the dead ocean when it was sick
your momma is so fat she makes free willy look anorexic
whay does yo mama have to watches?? because she takes ip 2 time zones.
2006-07-05 13:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mr T 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I have 1! Yo Momma has 3 tongues...and she talks like this, like this, like this!
Yo Momma is so short! she had to use a sticky hand to open her car door!
Yo Momma is so stupid! I rang the door bell and she want to go on the microwave!
2006-07-06 06:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by eholguin788402004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma so fat,when she lays on the beach people run around yelling "Free Willie".
2006-07-05 13:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma on a sea food diet, she see food she eat it.
yo momma so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.
yo momma so old her social security number is 1
2006-07-06 10:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so yellow she look like she swallowed big bird
2006-07-05 13:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by T_claire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is like a doornob, cheap and easy to screw.
your momma 's face is so ugly, that she makes the train take the dirt road.
Your momma is so poor that homeless people give her food stamps, for 99 cents.
your momma 's hair is so fake, that it says made in asia in the back of her cranium.
2006-07-05 13:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by marie anna b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas like a vaccume cleaner...she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
yo mommas like a door knob...everyone gets a turn
2006-07-05 18:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by bellamuert3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mumma so Fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller...
Yo Mumma so Old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade...
Yo Mumma so Dumb, she got hit by a parked car...
Yo Mumma so Fat, that when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell out "TAXI"
Yo Mumma so Stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl...
Yo Mumma so Fat, people jog around her for exercise...
Yo Mumma so Greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid...
Yo Mumma so Skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio...
Yo Mumma so Fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction...
Yo Mumma so Poor, when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo Mumma so Nasty, she brings crabs to the beach...
Yo Mumma so Hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth....
Yo Mumma so Stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone...
Yo Mumma so Dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater...
Yo Mumma so Ugly, she made an onion cry...
Yo Mumma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"...
Yo Mumma so Lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs...
Yo Mumma so Bald, you can see whats on her mind...
Yo Mumma so Stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo Mumma so Fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway...
Yo Mummma so Short, she can play handball on the curb...
Yo Mumma so Tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida...
Yo Mumma so Fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized...
2006-07-05 13:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by sexy_surf_chick06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so short when she jumped off a curb all i heard was AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SPLAT
your momma so skinny she swallowed a peanut m & m and looked 6 months pregnant..
your momma so fat her matabolism reads pie
your momma so fat when she turned around to get the remote the world had rotated twice..
your momma so fat when she saw a school bus she said he bring me back that twinky and oreos..
2006-07-06 06:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by Brittany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's your birthday.
Yo mama's so old, she didn't take history in school because there wasn't any.
2006-07-05 13:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋