Help! I'm writing a roast / toast for my friend's brother's wedding.
I'm looking for some cliches about things that people think will never happen -- such as "when pigs fly" and "when hell freezes over".
Got any others?
2006-07-05 12:18:36 · 3 answers · asked by ebazon 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
How about,
When Saddam Husein goes free!
When Rush Limbaugh starts buying his own medications!
When Pauly Shore wins an Oscar!
When you find a fat kid that does not like cake!
When O.J. finally admits he did it!
When a hippie takes a bath!
When somebody from West Virginia marries "out of their family"!
When Bill Gates goes on wellfare!
When all the members of MENSA are blondes!
When a fat guy can bend down without his ears ringing!
That's just a few. I will try to think of more!
2006-07-05 12:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by jam961 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooo stunning. i love it. you fairly ought to comprise it into your finished wedding ceremony. i love the invitations that the man above got here upon and the pin should be labored into your flowers, or lol your hair. you should do favors by some ability with that theory in ideas. stickers or some thing and definatly serve pink meat, lol. it should be fairly stunning if executed excellent.
2016-11-01 06:35:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When politicians are honest.
2006-07-05 12:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by dancing_in_the_hail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋