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ive was so excited and happy this morning, now i aint! can u say sumthing funny to cheer me up?!

2006-07-05 10:56:49 · 18 answers · asked by sum1special 4 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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i left my handbreak off my car and it rolled into another parked car i don't know if that cheered you up but everyone at work had a good laugh P

2006-07-05 11:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by seti 2 · 3 1

How about u go hang out with ya friends u know go to the mall,movie or just u all can hang out with ya bf's or family or swim! Cause ain't nobody gonna say nothing to like cheer u up thats just being babyish.

2006-07-05 11:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OK,here goes...there was a young girl who wanted to walk her dog"dutches" but when she ask her mother she said"no,dutches is in heat,so you can not walk her
what is heat asked the girl
go ask your father,he is out in the garage'
so the little girl goes and ask her dad"what is in heat mean and why cant i walk dutches?
her father not wanting to explain this to his daughter,put some gasoline on a rag and wiped it on the dogs bottom to disguise the Oder,then told his daughter that she might walk dutches around the block but,only once.
so the little girl took dutches and left...
about ten minutes later the girl returned with leash in hand but no dutches....
'where is dutches,her father asked,"
oh,said the little girl,she ran out of gas half way around the block but,there is another dog pushing her home,right now,.

2006-07-05 11:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by deerwoman777 6 · 0 0

dont be sad dont be shy u no u dont wan to cry. lets be happy for a while show ur teeth give us a smile. now cheer up u misary guts b4 i kick yas in tha butts lmao
hey i tryed i liek ryming it fun join in next time lmao

2006-07-05 14:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by donna 1 · 0 0

I asked this girl today in a diner I go to sometime if she was working until midnight tonight. She said, "No I get off at 12." And yes, she's blonde!

2006-07-05 11:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0 0

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. > After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own frigging business.

2006-07-05 11:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Jeffrey S 6 · 0 0

No! That's not meant to be rude, it's good to be unhappy occasionally, it makes being happy better when it comes.

2006-07-05 11:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0 0

I have 4 thumbs and take ritalin

2006-07-05 11:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your lucky ,be happy, you aint gotta spend the evening with me

2006-07-05 11:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by sharky 4 · 0 0

I'm the best looking, smartest, and nicest guy in the world.

2006-07-05 11:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by 4999_Basque 6 · 0 0

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