She's broken a rib on the kitchen counter cleaning - tripped off the curb and broke her ankle - we won't even talk about the bicycle/squirrel/broken wrist accident... So i ask you, oh wise yahoo answer people, what in god's name will she do to herself next?
2006-07-05 09:48:04 · 23 answers · asked by sees_lwo_na 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Hop the first plane to New Orleans, go see Big Mamma Mojo and have her whip up a little somethin' somethin' for the bad Karma that's been hanging around; Man, she needs to put some enchanted chicken feet or eyes of newt around her neck! Hurry...she can't get there soon enough!!! I see a bird pooping on the sidewalk and her slipping on it while walking under a ladder that was just about to be knocked over by a black cat with one red eye and a patch over the other...
2006-07-05 12:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
You should buy her some protective gear. A helmet, wrist pads, knee pads. And keep an eye on her at all times. The next thing that happens to her could be even more serious than what has already happened to her.
2006-07-05 16:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well bad things might just keep on happening to her. Therefore I'd suggest you resign her from all cooking and cleaning duties forever to protect her from these occurances happening again. An added benefit, you'd have one very happy wife I would imagine !
2006-07-05 18:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by Aussie Chick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I will tell you.. my roommate in college got hit by a car, fell down the stairs, and got hit by lightning.
I think some people attract "bad luck" because they like the attention that goes with it. Maybe you are not giving her enough good attention and she feels the need to get your attention in other ways.
2006-07-05 16:52:41 · answer #4 · answered by realgirl768553 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long between these accidents? I mean, if they're over the course of a number of years, it's perfectly normal. She's probably a tad clumsy, no offense.
2006-07-05 22:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Alex the Anachronistic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take her to a Doctor or Hospital to have her checked out she may have a medical problem with her balance or eyesight
Good Luck
Love &Blessings
Milly
2006-07-05 20:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully nothing will happen next and don't think so negatively, esp. around her. I would tell you to pray to The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and God The Father and repent and ask for mercy.
2006-07-05 16:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by FxMM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe this is karma.... Has she been a good person? either that or she is over working herself and her body is going to make her take a break even if she feels she does not have time to. her body will MAKE her have time by getting injured.
2006-07-05 17:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by *♥* Igotorbs*♥* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help your wife out by working extra in the house, yes it might be a pain for you to, but it will help your wife a lot!
2006-07-05 16:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by DaJessta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol -A horrible water drinking accident that leaves her mute. Or a terrible teeth brushing accident that gives her third degree burns...
2006-07-05 16:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋