Can anyone give me some good excuses to get out of work tomorrow?
2006-07-05 09:43:44 · 13 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i've used the food poisoning 1 before..i told them it was taco bell, since they use the worse grade meat....and it worked. don't say anybody died or wrecked or got hurt cause then karma will come back and kick ur ***! oh- here's another......24hr. stomach virus....tell them u can't get off the toliet long enough to get ready for work!! if they want u to come in after that, then ur work sucks!
2006-07-05 09:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by sunniskies4me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well the alarm clock did not alarm so I dived out of bed when I realised what the time was. They dog was standing by the bed and I tripped over him and banged my head on the bedpost. I was knocked out and woke up in hospital. In a panic I asked the nurse what was the time and she said 9am i discharged myself and went home to get dressed for work when my neighbour said to me ' day off dear? I said no way. I opened the door and noticed the grandfather clock chiming 4pm. I nearly fainted but managed to pick up the phone to say sorry I did not come in today but
2006-07-05 16:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruised ribs! Works every time. You were in a car accident (make sure it's someone else's car, so you don't have to explain the lack of damage to yours) and the seatbelt bruised your ribs. You have to take a day off, doctor's orders, because of the pain medication.
2006-07-05 17:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your boss you're having a feminine problem. If your boss is a he, he most likely will not ask you to elaborate to much. Guys just don't want to hear about that sort of thing.
2006-07-05 16:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by dizbuster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuses are like assholes...everyone's got them, and they all stink to high heaven. Now, grow up you little twit!!!
2006-07-05 16:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by wizardmenlopark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAY YOU ARE SICK. SICK COULD MEAN SICK OF WORK. THEY DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SICK FROM JUST THAT YOU ARE SICK. THEN CALL YOUR DR. AND GET A NOTE FOR YOUR RECORDS AND TO GIVE TO YOUR EMPLOYER. TELL YOUR DR. YOU WOKE UP WITH A REALLY BAD HEADACHE AND KIGHTS BOTHERED YOUR EYES SO YOU COULD NOT WORK
2006-07-05 16:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by JazzyJ72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it storms, say a power line fell on your street. if you live with someone, say they (or you) chipped a tooth or a filling fell out and you had to go to the dentist.
2006-07-05 16:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by sunny_fluff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're on your period and your cramps are really bad.... a distant family member died and you have to go to the service in some other far away place....
2006-07-05 16:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by lf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mental health day!
2006-07-05 16:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Badkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick (ate chinese b/c it's the only food you'll eat... then get sick and then eat again another time)
2006-07-05 16:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋