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I felt kinda stupid asking this question until I saw that I am not the only who asks dumb questions. So anyway, I have not had my period in about 8 months, I have been throwing up alot, I have to pee every 15 minutes, I have this very strange growth in my stomach area that seems to move at times, and I have had very strange cravings for things like lemons and artichokes. I know what you are going to say.."well stupid, have you had sex?"..So, the answer is yes. I did actually have sex one time about 8 months ago, but it was with my teacher and he said he was fixed. So, do you think it is possible that I could be pregnant?

2006-07-05 09:43:28 · 21 answers · asked by HOT A$S 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

21 answers

Come on...are you kidding?

YOU know you can't get pregnant from anal.

It's probably just gas.

2006-07-06 08:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Oh honey if the last time you had sex was 8 months ago then the answer is no.. You would be close to having your baby and feel like a beached whale.. LOL.. There are a lot of other reasons for missing your period.. Personally I would go to your doctor and if you are old enough your gyno.. Is it possible you are pregnant.. No, I don't think so.

2006-07-05 16:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by onfire921 2 · 0 0

Very funny. I'm not sure what's dumber, you for posting this or everyone who took this seriously.

PS When you are 8 months pregnant, generally the morning sickness has passed. And you have to pee every TEN minutes, lol.

One question-was your teacher a cat or a dog???

2006-07-05 20:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by cooperslassie 4 · 0 0

It pretty much sounds like your knocked up to me. I never found out that I was until I was 6 months along and I had all the same symptons as you. Seriously get yourself to a doctor, and by the way what are you doing having sex with your teacher anyway? I hope to god you make him claim responsibility for knocking you up. What is he saying about this anyway?

2006-07-05 17:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Absolutely, But want are you doing having sex with your teacher? How old are you? If I were you I would go get a pregnancy test ASAP.

2006-07-05 16:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by FxMM 2 · 0 0

wow, i really hope this is a silly immature joke...

if not, i will tell you yes, obviously you are pregnant. i could say there's about a 99% chance that you are in fact pregnant. please take a pregnancy test, or better yet see a doctor ASAP. prenatal care IS VERY important to ensure the good health and livelihood of the unborn. it sounds like your teacher lied to you and took advantage of you...this is called molestation and assault, please tell your parents everything and get some medical and emotional help. good luck.

2006-07-05 16:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by neverneverland 4 · 0 0

you very well could be. He probably only told you he was fixed so you wouldnt make him use protection. Some guys will say anything so they dont have to use condoms. You might as well brace yourself to be a mommy.

2006-07-05 16:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by maisyday07 3 · 0 0

I would honestly say it is probably just something you ate. Your teacher sounds like an honest dude...why would he lie??? If you are pregant....get an abortion...pronto....but for God's sake don't get your teacher in trouble, all right? He probably has enough to worry about.

2006-07-06 16:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well you won't know for at least another 14 months (when the little guy arrives)...

...you did say you had sex with an elephant right....

2006-07-05 16:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jim 3 · 0 0

Yes. Get a pregnancy test ASAP.
While you're at it ... report your teacher to an adult that you trust.
Good Luck!

2006-07-05 16:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by simplyshapely 2 · 0 0

After reading your " Anybody dumber than blond cheerleaders" question, I have to believe you are just joking right now

2006-07-05 16:48:54 · answer #11 · answered by Dagfinn 3 · 0 0

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