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Whistle when you don't know the answer.

2006-07-05 08:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by MISS B.ITCH 5 · 1 0

Don't ever tell me that you sued a former employer...I don't need that type of liability

Don't show up in jeans or an outfit that tells me that you would rather be at the beach; i'll send you home.

If you show up late, you're done.

And what ever you do...it is good to have a few questions to ask an interviewer; 15 is way too much for a 30 minute interview. Remmber I am conducting the interview , not you!

2006-07-05 13:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by A M 3 · 0 0

Answer your phone! There are alot of bad things to do like sloppy dressing, interrupting, or talking about vacation days before you get the job. I just think answering the phone is the worst. It shows a complete lack of respect to the interview process, and that you think your life is so important that you can't turn off the phone until the interview is finished.

2006-07-06 02:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Velken 7 · 0 0

When they ask what you feel you bring to the table don't pull out a bottle of tequila and offer out body shots.
Don't hit on the secretary. The boss is more than likely sleeping with her already.
Don't show up in your hardcore punk show attire.
Don't put your hands down your pants just because you feel more comfortable that way.
Don't put your feet up on the desk and say "So what you got to offer me?".
Don't wear so much make-up that you look like the corner whore.
Don't wear so little make-up that the boss wouldn't want to look at you.
Don't talk **** about your last boss even if they ask.
Don't use any of the following: bros, hoes, sup wit dat, line my pockets, phat, youse, dems, aight, etc etc etc.
Do act like you want the damn job.

2006-07-05 09:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by jdscorrupted 5 · 0 0

likely that you save a Myspace web page, or that you've a 2d pastime from 9 pm - 3 am on the nook of Hollywood & Vine. thankfully for me, I were given my DAY pastime beforehand I were given the different 2!!!! LOL merely Kidding - i haven't got a Myspace web page!!!! Now i'm mendacity - i do not stay in l. a.! ;~)

2016-11-01 06:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by falls 4 · 0 0

fall asleep
go naked
fart loudly
make-out with someone
tell them how drunk you are
tell them you screwed their daughter last night
offer them a massage
cry intermittantly
try to blow kisses at them
bring your parents
eat your lunch
eat anything!
tell them how much work time you actually spend on yahooanswers
list your sexual partners
tell them how much you sleep at your desk when no one is looking
tell them how much you check your email all day
tell them you have a piece of crap car that probably will never get you to work on time
tell them how their company is the only company you would rather blow-up than work for

2006-07-05 09:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by nat_s 2 · 0 0

Never talk bad about a former boss or coworker. Turn every negative experience into a positive one.

2006-07-05 08:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by Botanesis 2 · 0 0

Never, ever show up late, because that's how you'll be for the entire span of your job in their eyes.

2006-07-05 08:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Maggie 6 · 0 0

there are alot of things you should never do. but a big one is show up with your hair wet. it just says you didnt care enough to take the time to dry it.

2006-07-05 08:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pick your nose and then wipe it on the underside of interviewer's desk.
bring lunch with you and eat it at the interview (aka mcdonald's).

2006-07-05 08:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NEVER be discourteous or disrespectful to the interviewer.

2006-07-05 12:44:49 · answer #11 · answered by me 7 · 0 0

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