that little brat/trouble-maker upstairs ran away with my hershey bar!
2006-07-05 06:54:53
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answer #1
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answered by Jill 4
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Keith Richards for his cameo in the 3rd installment of
Pirates of the Caribbean should climb a coconut tree! Then...off camera, you hear a "kerplop!" or "thud." And the camera cuts to Johnny Depp for a funny facial close-up! This will undoubtedly be very hilarious
2006-07-05 14:12:51
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answered by billbo 1
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Alright...i got a true story here for ya...
keep in mind that this is a true story...
alright...a bus full of ugly people accidentally drives off a cliff...and at the gates of heaven they are greeted by St. Peters...
"Welcome to heaven" he announces to them all, "as you pass through the gates of heaven i shall grant you each one wish...what ever your heart desires can be yours." once he explains this, the first person in line comes up to him and he asks her "what is your one wish?" and she tells him "i wish to be beautiful." and in a blink of an eye she's very beautiful and goes into heaven. The next man walks up and St. Peters then asks him what his wish is, and the man replies with "I wish to be hansom" and as soon as he says that, his wish is granted. As St. Peters is going down the line every one is asking to be beautiful or hansom or gorgeous and so on. But he can't help but notice the last guy in line laughing hysterically...For now he ignores it and keeps going on granting every ones wishes. Finally he gets to the end of the line and the man is still hysterically laughing so hard that he is on his knees. "Are you alright?" St. Peters asks him. And the man attempts to compose himself long enough to make his wish. Then the man says "I wish they were all f*ckin ugly again!"
2006-07-05 14:13:45
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answer #3
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answered by stacy_e510 2
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The true answer to the question of why did Princess Di cross the road was that she didnt have her seatbelt on
2006-07-05 13:57:12
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answered by armyav8r58d 2
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really, i dont kno any jokes rigth now n dont care if u give me 10 or i get 2 points but im sooooooooooooooo bored like u, theres nothin 2 do, no more question 2 ask (same with answers) n wat can we do ???...........just NOTHING .sit in front of the comp. like dumb n wait 4 somethin.
2006-07-05 13:53:24
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Email me through my profile. We can use Yahoo messanger.
2006-07-05 13:53:20
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answered by Jo S 1
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You be bored (board) while I get nailed.
2006-07-05 13:56:45
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answer #7
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answered by Primrose 4
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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
You stepped in a poodle.
2006-07-05 13:55:03
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answered by Devon L 4
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Go do something creative for once!
2006-07-05 14:18:53
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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If you are bored
Then go to
http://www.bored.com
It was cool website
2006-07-05 15:10:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I CAN TELL YOUR SO BORED..CUZ HERE YOU GO YOU ARE ON YAHOO ANSWERS!!
2006-07-05 13:56:36
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answer #11
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answered by ❀Mother Of 2❀ 6
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