For example, I had a little fire that i thought was the paper wrapper of a firework so i slapped it to put it out. It turned out to be burning plastic wrapper and melted to my hand and burnt the .... outta my hand. Then later i was blowing up powder loads(.25 caliber blanks) with a sledge hammer *BANG* when one shot schrapnel into my ankle. It hurts but i cant stop laughing about it. Oh and i was 100% sober!
2006-07-05 06:45:33 · 13 answers · asked by NubbY 4 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Watching my hubby (YOU) burn his hand by picking up a firecracker RIGHT after it went off. AND hammering a 25 caliber about a foot from your leg as the HOT shrapnel landed in your ankle ... ROFL i called you a dumbazz, cousin said at least your a FUNNY dumbazz. :-p
2006-07-05 06:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by ToYsTeMpTer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work for the Associated Press wire service and I got this story 4 years ago. It happened in Detroit..some guy was having a July 4th party and had hidden a ton of fireworks in his OVEN!!! He had planned to bring out the fireworks when it got dark, naturally. But somebody didn't know and turned on the oven to heat some of the party food. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! The pressure of the explosion sent the oven through the kitchen wall!!!
I swear I read this off the wire service!!!!
2006-07-05 14:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happened a few days earlier than the 4th, the weekend before, but a good friend of my set his balls on fire. And i'm talking sporting equipment here people. He also lit his shirt on fire. He did it all on purpuse and was 100% sober. He just thought he needed to liven up the party at a bonfire.
2006-07-05 13:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was visiting relatives ... one of my little cousins, about 7 years old, asked me to draw him a picture (I'm a pretty good artist).
First, he said, "I want a picture of an Air Force plane."
His dad, a former Navy man, told him it should be a Navy plane.
So the kid says, "OK, I want a Navy plane ... no, wait, a Navy ship ... no wait, an Air Force ship."
I very nearly drew him a picture of a battleship with wings, but he went back to the Navy plane. And I drew it with extra missles, just like he asked.
2006-07-05 13:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got hit by a firecracker and beat the guy who hit me with it and I fell in front of like 50 people.
2006-07-05 13:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Bunny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to me but my s/o put on his new Sawyer Brown t-shirt and announced that he was gonna wear his Tom Sawyer shirt. It's kinda fun to make fun of him cuz I'm usually the one saying the stupid crap.
2006-07-05 13:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we had a good ol bonfire going.. and were taking turns riding the lawnmower at full speed around it. Rednecks rule.
2006-07-05 13:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by escaped_mental_case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
went out to dinner and sat down at the rong table and stared eating then i looked up and ran
2006-07-05 13:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by ?????????? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lost my arm last 4th of july cuz a friend fired a roman candle at me and it hit my arm and exploded and it hurt..
2006-07-05 13:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy shook his laffy Taffy at me.
2006-07-05 13:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by danredirish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋