i want all heterosexuals to read this?

Question

please visit this page if you are a heterosexual and have ever asked our thought why are you gay?

http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/quest.html

then tell me what you think...

Answer 1

Caution, could actually provoke sane thinking.

Those who need to read it, probably won't.

Answer 2

1) Same reason people are homosexual, Nature.
2) Still not sure
3) I have grown in and out of it most of my life
4) I suppose but as I answered in #1, Nature.
5) Liked both, don't discriminate
6) Don't talk about it.
7) Sex is grand.
8) As in #6, don't talk about it or act out in public.
9) If that's what nature has in store for them, then sure. I would be a loving parent regardless.
10) Actually this is true to the best of our knowledge. Most pedophiles are NOT homosexual. A good percentage are women as well although this goes un/under reported.
11) Got me, your chances of a successful marriage are worse than 50/50.
12) You have had it, right?
13) Well we are, but to answer this, evolution would take over and probably some form of asexual reprodcution would predominate. Although bi-sexuals could keep us all going.
14) No therapist is objective and don't we all try to push our ideas off on others. Can you say religion.
15) We all do!
16) Any form of sexuality is incompatible with the military, hello trying to win a war, kill people, preserve freedom. I don't want my military having sex.
17) Hey we learn as we go. Emotion is only a small, short lived portion of a relationship. Once the chemical reactions/levels return to baseline we all have to go on everything else we have learned.
18) Maybe, but there is this little thing called the 1st amendment.
19) Not all of us are, but promiscuouity can be fun with the right protection and a little bit of commen sense.
20) It is actually to let everyone know we have been around longer than they think.
21) I don't, nor do I belive in Maslow's psycho-babble
22) Hello, how many times do I have to answer nature. Because marriage counselors are typically sexist/biased and its always the other persons fault, right?

Answer 3

1. Don't know. Good question.

2. I didn't decide per se... But for quite a long time, anyway.

3. Anything's possible, though I'm inclined to doubt it.

4. No, I don't think so.

5. I can be sure I'd prefer my wife. But it's a good question, theoretically.

6. To my wife and my partners before her. No one else. I would like to believe they were thrilled :)

7. That's a wonderful question, and one that I've been using Y!A to struggle to learn.

8. Well, if you'd prefer...

9. ;) I hope my children are true to themselves, whatever that means.

10. I don't consider it safe to expose any child to any kind of priest or scoutmaster... But this one is no joke - it's opposite is ugly and insidious slander. A paedophile is not a homosexual - I wish more people would accept this...

11. Good question.

12. Human nature, I guess!

13. Wonderful question. You'd have to ask the 'every sperm is sacred' crowd.

14. ;)

15. Well, that's nobody's business but mine and my wife's...

16. Human nature is incompatible with military life.

17. That's actually a very good question. One to think about!

18. I try to do that at every possible opportunity.

19. Well, not all of us...

20. ;) I don't need to justify nothin'!

21. I've wondered about that. But then I got married so it nullified the point...

22. ;) Yep...

You've got me convinced! I've discovered that I'm gay! Whatever will I tell my wife? ;)

That was fun. Thanks a lot for that.

Good luck in your life and peace.

Answer 4

Good reversal of the points made by homophobes about homosexuals, there are many of us heterosexuals however who are not homophobes usually because we are so secure in our heterosexuality that having homosexual family members and friends are no threat to us. We do not usually chose our sexuality unless we are bisexual and decide we are happier in one or the other, and yes in some extent we are all at least slightly bisexual, however all human beings just want another human beings love and touch and humans have evolved physically and socially to where we equate sex with love. If you are in love with someone and they are also feel the same way feel blessed so many do not feel any ones love.

Answer 5

there are good and bad throught all people. no race, religioin, creed, or sexual preference getting more attention than the other. it's bad that people have to hyperfocus on homosexuals, making it hard for them. i mean, if i went out and confessed that i was a liar, i would get treated badly also. i am a liar, we all are. but if i went around tellin people i lied, they would be hard on me as well. its easier to hide being a liar than a homosexual.
actually i have messed around with the opposite sex, it was more for fun than anything. i know im heterosexual, and that does not make me better or worse than anyone else. it's just who i am. i am not something i was born, i made the decision to be heterosexual, because i feel it is wrong to be homosexual.
there are serial killers, because they feel it is ok.
have you killed someone? how do you know it's wrong if you've never done it? maybe you could be a serial killer, and you just chose not to be one?

Answer 6

I think it's an excuse to justify sinful behavior that deviates from the norm. God created man and then He created woman for a suitable mate. He created man and woman for each other. Period. It's not that hard, folks. People have been trying to justify their own desires for hundreds of years. The cities of Sodom and Gomorrah paid the price for their rampant homosexuality. We are told "we're here, we're queer, get over it" but from the beginning it was not so. I am not judging, I am just stating the truth. God never intended for man to be with man, or woman to be with woman, and when it happened anyway, He made it clear that He was not pleased.

Answer 7

Have you ever ask a person since when he feels hungry ?
Since when he feels sleepy at night ?
If he does not eat or sleep it would save so much for the country and mankind.

We never ask such as all these activity are normal. Any one thinks different we all call them "abnormal" ( I call them manufacturing defect without warranty).

Therefore be normal dear . Do not get provoked by junk information. Let me ask you a simple question. If both of your parents were homosexual instead of hetero would it be possible for you come in this earth and write question in Yahoo !!!

Answer 8

All I know is for a species to survive they have to mate. You can't get power putting two plugs together, you need a socket AND I DON'T MEAN AN ASSHOLE. Vice versa. But I'm no expert so I really don't know. To each his/her own though. Whatever makes a person happy is all that counts. If you're happy then I'm happy because you wouldn't find any reason to bother me with this ****. So, you must not be so happy, since you are bothering me with this **** and that makes me sad.

Answer 9

No.
This was pretty darn funny.
Every single question is based on psuedo-science, confounded incorrectly used numbers, or just out right lies.
That is why it is on a homosexual humor website.

Answer 10

Seems to me, everyone speculates at one time or another. It also seems to me that the more violently or horrified one reacts to the possibility, the more likely it is that a person might have unresolved issues.

Answer 11

I am straight, but I read it anyway. You have a great point! Maybe they don't realize that it could be a phase, etc. I'm going to see what other people wrote!