Everyone has a favorite saying that touches close to their hearts. And when you cant find that one, you have to settle for those funny sayings that make you laugh. And you cant help but laugh because you know that they are true! Read all of my favorite sayings and find your favorite sayings to answer to this. The sayings that I like the most will get 10 points.
-You know you have found the right guy when he willingly holds your hair for you while you are bent over the toilet after a long night at the bar!
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
-When life hands you lemons, say, "Umm... I like lemons. But what else ya got?"
-A speech should be like a girls skirt; long enough to cover everything and short enough to keep interesting
-Sometimes you're the windshield; Sometimes you're the bug
-Wish for what you want. Work for what you need
2006-07-05 06:24:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
What do you think of these^^?? And please be nise lol.
2006-07-05 06:33:49 · update #1
Found another: A daydream is time well wasted.
2006-07-05 08:29:36 · update #2
--Practice makes perfect...and since nobody's perfect, why practice?
--Well butter my butt and call me a biscut!
--Somedays you're the dog, somedays you're the hydrant!
2006-07-06 07:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~When you're born, everyone around you is smiling and you are crying. Life your life so that, when you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.
~Do not fear death for it is life which causes pain
~The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his
~You know you're happy when you cannot get to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
~When whales have sex, 10 gallons of sperm is produced. Only about 1 gallon gets in. Ever wonder why the ocean is so salty?
~You only live once. But if you do it right thats all you'll need
Just thought I'd give you acouple of my favorites.
2006-07-05 06:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by xoxo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I wish you would stop talking, I wish you would stop prying to find things out, I wish you were dead- no the was cruel and unkind, but I do with you would stop talking"
From the movie "A Brief Encounter"
2006-07-05 06:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by Katie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parents are brilliant at two things: Getting us on our way and getting in our way!
2006-07-05 06:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jack Nicholson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine, MYOB! (Mind Your Own Business)
2006-07-05 06:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it. W C Fields
2006-07-05 06:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny!
--- Doggone!
--- I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
2006-07-05 06:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Viva La Pasta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"DOOOH!!!"...PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP...AND "SOME PEOPLES CHILDREN!!!" COME TO MIND BUT I THINK MY FAVORITE IS WHEN I HEAR A CHILD SWEAR I LIKE TO ASK THEM VERY STEARNLY" DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH???"
2006-07-05 06:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by budlowsbro420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
learn from yesterday...live today and hope for tomorrow...
2006-07-05 06:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by rubi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want a friend, you have to be a friend
2006-07-05 06:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by kikala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋