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I would jerk-off, pee standing up, and walk around outside without a shirt on....

2006-07-05 06:18:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Gender Studies

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I love the male body ... I would probably study myself for hours upon hours ... Most likely, I'd get my butt kicked because I'd go into a guy's locker room and some guy would notice me staring at him, and then pound me into the ground ... hmm I guess understanding this, I'd just have to stay at home and admire my own body ... assuming that I got a guys body who was lean and muscular ... ahhh --- I'd probably get trapped in a short fat balding mans body --- Ewwwww.

2006-07-05 09:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 5 1

I would pee standing up everywhere I could get away with it (not in people's yards or in public rest room sinks like some gross people). I would also get a better job. My son has never had to work for minimum wage. When he got his first job we worked at the same place. We were supposed to be paid by age, experience, etc. I should have got a higher pay check, but he did, not me. It's par for the course. Men getting a real pay check and women getting minimum wage. Although, I don't know how much money I could make in three days as a healthy young man, just know that it's more than a working class woman would get in 3 days. Oh and I think I would get in a fight...you know, find a real mean bully of a man and kick his donkey all over town.
Fun question.

2006-07-05 14:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Day one: Freak out.
Day two: wonder what those things are on my chest.
Day three: probably be really pissed off at men for all of the assumptions they make about people with those things on their chests.

My whole body awareness paradigm would be forever shifted however. I am a guy after all, and I write science fiction, so it's always important for me to at least TRY to understand something familiar from an unfamiliar perspective, and having said that, I don't think I'd even know what to call my body parts after that. Seriously. Sensation is such an important part of the human experience, that once foreign sensations become a part of your life (if even for 3 days) it throws everything else into a slightly skewed perspective...especially if during those three days, I experienced a distinctly feminine biological function that I have no male body vocabulary for.

2006-07-05 14:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by chipchinka 3 · 0 0

I would totally pee standing up and walk around without a shirt. I think I would just gross myself out if I jerked off though.

2006-07-05 14:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by duckgirl566 2 · 0 0

I need more info!! Would I be the age I am now? Younger than I am now? Older than I am now?
If I were the same age, I would be 1. Arrogant 2. Bullying 3. Bastard
If I were younger, I would be 1.shy 2. gifted 3.strong
If I were older I would be 1.wiser, I hope. 2. richer, I pray
3. happier, I will.

2006-07-05 14:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by wonderingmom 3 · 0 0

I'd hang around in a bar and try to get guys to buy me a beer - with no intention of sleeping with them.


Then I'd go to the womens washroom and try to find out what the hell takes so long in there.

Then I would complain that I am fat and I don't like my butt just to watch a bunch of stupid guys lie through there teeth about how I wasn't fat.

Then I'd exscuse myself from things I didn't want to do by citeing "female problems".

Then I'd likely go home and play with myself.

2006-07-05 20:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Trout 2 · 0 0

1. Explore my body!....The myth of the female orgasm

2. Go and help my girlfriends try on underwear

3. Dress up totally hot and then tease some guys heart out!

4. A visit to a lesbian bar, for that one special night ;D

2006-07-06 09:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Reality 3 · 0 0

I would...

1. Walk around topless
2. Probably be confussed for a gay guy
3. Hang out with the "guys" and see what they talk about
4. Stop cleaning
5. See if cars really excite men that much

2006-07-05 13:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Angie B 3 · 0 0

take notes on what men think about in three days. that way when i turn back into a woman i could understand men better and not have as many problems!!

i would also jerk off and have sex to see what it feels like for men.

2006-07-05 14:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If i was a woman for three days, I would try to experience all the pleasures a woman can have so when I became a man again I would know what it takes to please my wife beyond what I do now. I would find out if "size" really does matter.

2006-07-05 13:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Chris W 1 · 0 0

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