Ed Elrick The Fullmetal Alchemist Vs Sabrina The Teenage Witch who would win?

Question

Funniest description of this fight gets 10 points

I like both Fullmetal Alchemist and Mellisa Joan Hart so I wont be offended by any answer

Answer 1

Ed is walking down a dark alley alone (cuz Al is playing with kittens at the Pet Store!!!!) when he notices something wrong with his automail arm (THERE'S A DENT IN MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T). So he rushes over to the Auto Shop to fix it up. But they said, "Sorry, shrimp, we only fix cars, not arms." "I AM NOT A SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So he beat up the guy who said it to a bloody pulp. He left the Auto Shop and accidentally bumped into Sabrina! She was coming back from StarShmucks coffee after being on a date with Foamy the Squirrel (who's on drunkensquirrel.net, by the way). When she bumped into Ed, her Propaganda coffee was spilled all over her new tee. " YOU SPILLED MY COFFEE YOU MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now it's all over my new tee! T_T" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET, PREP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I say we fight!" "Works for me!" So Ed drew an alchemy circle on the pavement and pulled from it, a balloon animal (^-^')! (There was chalk on the ground) He rubbed the balloon animal (which is a wiener dog, by the way) on Sabrina's hair, which made it frizzy! She, being furious, said a spell which made Ed's hair bright pink! (AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now my fans will never love me!!!!!!!!!)

Answer 2

I would hav to choose Ed since he can acutally use his powers, unlike Sabrina, she always messes up, shed proably turn herself into a frog or blow herself up b4 even getiin to Ed, while Ed can juat use melee attacks, since witches are never good at melee fightin, if he gets into trouble he could always use Alchemy to fight back, make a giant cannon, or the toy hammer from the game, if u hav ever played it the toy hammer is the funniest thing in the world, it does little damage, but it hits repeatedly and kills.

Answer 3

Would he be as a boy or the suit of armor? It probably wouldn't matter because Sabrina would still probably do something really retarded before Ed would even have the chance to do something to her.

Answer 4

Sabrina would totally kick his a$$ because 1, she's probably olike taller than him. She has these cool little magic powers so she could turn him into like, a dog or something and she's prettier

Answer 5

ed would win bcuz sabrina has a magic problem and ed is like a pro

Answer 6

Ed b/c Sabrina is only a witch and she is too wimpy for me...Ed is tough, cute, and one h#ll of a fighter! Sabrina is Wimpy, girly, and can't even control her spells! ^_____^

Answer 7

sabrima would just kick him in the face because he is so short, ed elrick probably use his power to block her attacks, but they would not reach him beacuse he either to short or her powers are going wrong (she always make mastike in the shows)she end up turnning herself into a frog, so who would win............

Answer 8

ed cuz' he has more power