2006-07-05 01:03:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Why am I looking. Haha! Good Q actually!
2006-07-05 01:07:33 · update #1
OK the men streakers smarty pants!
2006-07-05 01:08:22 · update #2
The actually have large ones. You have been brainswashed by all these people who claim to have 9" or 11" ones, when in fact theirs are only 2" to 3". All of this hoopla about huge penis sizes is nothing but deception; these studly guys who claim to be horse-hung are lying through their teeth. They are trying to compensate for their teeny tiny 1" penises by making like they can tie theirs in knots or by saying that theirs hang down below their knees. It is all unfounded bragging and hot air.
Once when I was working at a mortgage company we were asked to each come up with a marketing plan for the next sales meeting. One guy had this brilliant Idea that since most real estate agents were women that he would take a pair of athletic socks and roll them up and stuff them in the front of his underwear. This idea was bound to raise eyebrows amoung the desperate housewives in real estate offices and generate lots of sales leads. I don't know if it did or not, but it is part of the same horse-hung concept. It is all fake.
The streakers can't fake it. What you see is what you get, so the truth comes out. All of you guys with 1/2" penises can eat your hearts out.
2006-07-05 01:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It all comes down to physics, i think. Streakers at sports events always have tiny penises because if they had large ones, it would slow them down as they run. And they can't have that when the cops are behind them.
2006-07-05 01:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by Courtney S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive seen several women streakers and none of them had penises at all
2006-07-05 01:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ivanhoe Fats 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the body creates adrenaline it causes the blood vessels to contract and blood is drawn away from the extremities.
2006-07-05 06:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by internetoptimiser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they've already been "stripped" of all dignity, they decide to get a "rise" from the people since they can't always whack balls on the field themselves.
2006-07-05 04:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they are a little scared and when men get scared, their penises hide! Same applies to cold!
2006-07-05 01:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by achurin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't YOU feel nervous on Centre Court for the first time?
2006-07-05 01:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is cold, and the streakers are very nervous ... and/or drunk.
2006-07-05 01:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by spineminus2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Performance anxiety?
2006-07-05 01:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by lyonesseuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl streakers too??????
2006-07-05 01:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋