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Eat the bull's eye we were given to dissect in biology class.

I was violently and copiously sick.

2006-07-05 00:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by amusedbystander 2 · 3 0

My best friend and I were waiting in line at a very fancy restaurant; naturally, we were very well dressed. I had on a very simple black dress. My friend dared me to go around to the tables and act like the hostess. I went up to tables where it looked like no one needed anything (in case they should ask for more coffee or something!), and I very politely asked, "How is your dinner this evening? Have you found the salmon to be as fresh as expected? Was your steak done to its desired wellness?" Oh, was I layin' it on thick -- and people were so pleased and charmed by this little masquarade! The best part was when it came our turn to sit down -- the people's tables I had gone to just looked over baffled, wide-eyed, and totally confused.
It was worth doing for free!

2006-07-05 09:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by Honeybee 3 · 0 0

Only stupid rednecks do silly 50 pence bets. OK, and unemployed english prols.

2006-07-05 07:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by iceseven2003 2 · 0 0

unsnap the young ladies bra strap that was sitting in front of me in class, of course I asked her to forgive me before I done it!!

2006-07-05 07:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by trekkie1972566 3 · 0 0

Read your post !!!

2006-07-05 07:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by wombat2u2004 4 · 0 0

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