I am a bear with a sore head today. Normally the job is fine, but today OI just can't be arsed. So, I need a little motivating and cheering. For this i would be most grateful.
2006-07-03 23:51:19 · 9 answers · asked by Mr X 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Sure...be thankful you're not the guy on here who just lost his condom inside his girlfriend and is asking how to get it out. Says he's been looking for 4 hours and nothing is happening.
2006-07-03 23:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I went to this fancy restraunt one time with my Dad and my 2 brothers and there was a Singer singing on an out door stage. I was sitting in the back seat of the car. It was only a 2 door car so I had to go out the front seat. While I was stepping out of the car my left foot got caught on the passenger seatbelt, and I fell flat on my face. The Singer Stopped midsong, pointed at me and laughed and told everyone what I had done.
It was pretty embarrassing at the time but now its funny.
Also I was put in the hospital by a squirrel that attacked me in a woods.
2006-07-03 23:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Stormy & Dena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, Johnny and Edward were having lunch at a light Parisian cafe. They were brimming with excitement and couldn't wait for this Sunday, for that was the day that they were to be married. Both Johnny's and Edward's families approved of their gay union and supported them thoroughly. It was a beautiful day for two people to be in love.
As they ate their lunch and talked of their new life together, a black van full of rabid clowns armed with carbine gas-powered semi-automatic assault rifles came out and killed everyone, in the cafe including Johnny and Edward.
The clowns got back into the van and skidded away. There are reports they were repeatedly screaming "Viva la Madagascar!!!!" They are considered armed and dangerous. If you should see them, exercise extreme caution and do not approach them(unless you have a mime well-versed in Mime Fu).
THE END
2006-07-04 00:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a japanese company and an american company decided 2 compete in a dragon boat race. the japanese had 1 person managing and like 7 ppl rowing.... the americans one had 7ppl managing and 1 person rowing... the japanese won by 1 mile
the americans decided 2 hire analysts 2 find out why they lost so badly... analysts say that it's due to poor management..
the americans asked 4 a rematch.. the americans now hv 1 CEO, 6 managers and 1 rower... the japanese won by 2 miles
embarassed by their streak, the americans fired their rower
2006-07-03 23:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
monday A guy i work with won on a scratch ticket 100,000 a year every year for the rest of his life, My boss did not want to hire this guy becuse he is hard of hearing and she thought he could not hear the lift trucks we use coming. Well it was so funny to watch him walk up to her and in his very unclear voice and say " I Dont need this job any more F you . just to have her turn to me and say What did he say? LOL I hope this helps
2006-07-04 00:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by silver01222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A barrel of beer falls on a man. Why wasn't he killed?
Because it was a barrel full of lite beer!
No?
OK how about this one...
One time I saw two homeless people making out on the sidewalk. So I yelled to them "GET A BOX!!!"
2006-07-04 00:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by EmEsBee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three swedish switched witches watch three swiss swatch watches.Which swedish switched witch watches which swiss swatch watch?
Try to say this tongue-twister...I found it enough hard but very funny!!I think It can cheer you up!!!:o)
2006-07-04 00:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Strawberry Cheesecake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have one about how the candy bar was born
i just have to find it again
2006-07-04 00:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://sarmonster.livejournal.com/37730.html
http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sarmonster&keyword=Funny+Stuff&filter=all
Actually, go to davebarry.com, his stuff is awesome.
2006-07-03 23:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Roadpizza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋