If you were to die tonight and stand before God and He were to ask you, "Why should I let you into My Heaven", what would you say?"
See? told you it was SERIOUS!
2006-07-03 22:20:05 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because I never believed in you and this is probably your last chance to prove me wrong!
2006-07-03 22:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by jocular_japes 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I have no idea. I thought you have a book that recorded all my good and bad deeds? Where is your computer system? Need help? I was a programmer and I can type really good and organizing your processing flow so that it would be more efficient to allow or deny people from entering the gate. It would be all at the touch of your fingers. Could I have the job?
2006-07-03 23:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should read the Bible because it says that if you believe that God sacrificed the Ultimate Sacrifice by having his one and only son die for the people's sins, you'll go to Heaven...that's the asnwer.
But, it also says in the Bible that God makes all the judgements and he lets who he wants and think is able to go to Heaven.
If He did ask you this, it is not very Christian to say: "Well, I got circumsized, I offer 20% of my payments to You, etc, etc."
This is nothing compared to the death of Jesus for our lives and sins. Do not be like the Pharisees and the Religious Leaders who despised Jesus.
2006-07-03 22:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cos u have 2 let in someone, why not me cos many coming behind me may not be as good and u may regret once i gone 2 hell and when other crooks comin 2 u next.
2006-07-03 22:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Your call God... I lived my life and will let my actions speak for themselves. I lived as best I could or wanted to. If you think I screwed it up or didn't live up to your expectations then so be it but I will regret nothing as I made the choices good or bad. Judge me as you see fit."
2006-07-03 22:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by Oaksey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a problem, I've got an insider who has promised to sneak me in if she gets there before me.... so no talking to the big guy for me, just sneaking in through the fire exit lol
2006-07-03 22:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by break 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've really got to go to the bathroom?Sorry.That wasn't serious.I would probably reply with "No one else wants me and I have nowhere else to go."Good thing I don't believe in Heaven.I would be scared to go to sleep.I can't even convince myself I deserve to go.By the way,I like your questions.Not genius,but definitely entertaining.
2006-07-04 20:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use the force pull a Jedi mind trick and tell him to move along
2006-07-03 22:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by moomoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that’s a good one…..i’ll steal it soon :)
umm i dont know why he should...!!! there more deserving people out there then me...who'ave done more, believed more and Resisted more all the temptations of the world ....
2006-07-04 21:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on the VIP list mate. Just check under Sidge, me and three guests.
2006-07-03 22:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Sidge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oi mr bloody long beard.ive just come a hell of a way to get here.im tired,hungry,the traffic was a nightmare and now i have to use the bathroom.so stop giving me grief and let me in.
2006-07-03 22:27:13 · answer #11 · answered by marmitemanuk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋