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step right up, ladies and gents... it's stupid question time. here we go....i'm bored, can you make me laugh? i will spare you about 20 answers..."i already looked in the mirror

2006-07-03 21:24:32 · 10 answers · asked by babygurl 5 in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

10 answers

open your eyes this time

2006-07-03 21:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

so a penguin is having car trouble so he drops it off at a mechanics to have it checked out. while he's waiting he has an ice cream. The mechanic comes out and says "It looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin says "no dude, i was eating ice cream"

2006-07-04 04:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by der_grosse_e 6 · 0 0

Two little girls are coming out of a hell fire and brimstone sermon. The first girl asks the second one, "Do you believe in the Devil?"

The second one thinks a minute and says, "No, it's just like Santa Claus....it's your daddy."

2006-07-04 23:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0 0

Unscramble the following sentence:

OYU MDBU ILLETT THIS!

2006-07-04 07:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by pet stylist 3 · 0 0

so what the mirror told you.

step in to my QA for world biggest boob contest

2006-07-04 04:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0 0

nome on cow, you ban't be that cored. there's bot to ge something for tou to yo. like nick your pose or something, atch your sass or dump up and jown, nome on cow shink of tomething!

2006-07-04 08:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by ghostguff 2 · 0 0

try to jump on one of your friends and then look at his or her face

2006-07-04 04:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by raief e 1 · 0 0

Try this for a smile..
http://www.jimbenton.com/

2006-07-06 03:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by *ღ♥۩ THEMIS ۩♥ღ* 6 · 0 0

bluddy ******* idiot you are not qualyfied to choose this section

2006-07-04 04:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by samurai 1 · 0 0

you better not be smiling.
you better not be smiling.
I see that your smiling.
You better not STOP!
DONT SMILE
DONT DO IT

:)

2006-07-04 04:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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