2006-07-03 20:26:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
I think that's my neighbor/creature, and you're describing it as I described it to you one day. It was walking down the street that way! But no! This gets worse: The yellow clogs were actually Dutch wooden shoes, bright yellow as can be; the pink shorts were there, it was wearing a fanny pack full of stuff resting on it's crotch like a large codpiece, and a huge belly hanging over the entire ensemble. And it was in public.
I have been observing this creature for a long time now. It is hard to believe that the creature exists, but it does, and it appears to be trying to expand it's territory. It reaches over the fence between the yards and cuts trees down on my side.... It goes down the sidewalk in it's pink shorts sans all the rest of the outfit, with a beer in it's hand. It appears to have lost the barrier between public and private, and the end of it's own territory and the beginning of others.
It also seems to want to mate with other creatures of it's species. This is the obvious explanation for the bright colors and display of the large, prosperous looking belly.
Yes, it DOES have a wife, and she is Dutch. It also has a lovely teenage daughter, who is never , ever , observed in it's vicinity save for the backyard.
Attempts to control this species have been somewhat successful. A tall fence of some 6 feet 4 inches was put up, as I am 6'3" tall.
While I realize that all reading this surely must think that I'm kidding, I invite you to bookmark my 360 page and watch for the announcement that we have filmed the creature in it's native habitat and posted it on You tube.
2006-07-04 04:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Definitely got no sense of color-coordination and style, and
sh*t, it must be freezing in the wintertime to dress with only
shorts and clogs. Pink? probably a commie. Yellow? He's a
chicken liver. So that makes him a chicken livered commie
who freezes his a*s off in the winter- and that's my final answer
(do I have any lifelines left?), so there.
Gotta' hand it to you though, the question was asked in an almost
obtuse enigmatic fashion.................
2006-07-04 04:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people automatically think a guy that wears pink is gay. I think it truly takes a guy that is comfortable with himself to wear pink...as a matter of fact I got a pink shirt on now...and i'm deff not gay...I'm totally metrosexual...lol if your not sure what that is...well this is the place to ask. 10 points to the first that asks ;)
2006-07-04 03:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by lanceh13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only a true man can wear pink. yellow clogs? kool hes confident
2006-07-04 03:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by christycutie84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that self expression is awesome.. I would like to meet this person and say thank you.
2006-07-04 03:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An american turist who just returned from holland
2006-07-04 03:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by latitude58_8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He loves colors and is very independent
2006-07-04 03:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...either Gay, colourblind...or just has a really bad taste in fashion..lol
2006-07-04 03:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Petra_au 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is a man that no doubt will get all the attention that he deserves
2006-07-04 03:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U REALLY DONT WANT 2 KNOW.....PINK IS FOR GIRLS......HE IS A ODD DUDE
2006-07-04 03:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by BUD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋