i have won yo mommas so fat that she seen a bus full of white kids and said COME BACK YOU TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-03 19:10:48 · 24 answers · asked by coldkiller11112 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Your mommas so fat her stomach sticks out farther than her butt.
your mommas so fat i had sex with her and i rolled over 3 times and i was still on the tramp.
Your mommas so poor i saw her kicking cans down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said "moving'
2006-07-03 20:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by belladonau 1 · 14⤊ 18⤋
Yo momma is so fat, her belt has to have intermission half way round.
what about...
Yo momma is so fat, that when the circus came to town they used her skirt as the big top tent.
or
Yo momma is so fat, she hasn't seen the ground in a year.
2006-07-04 02:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, dear, I am probably going to hell for this but here goes...
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck...
Yo momma so fat she sweats butter...
Yo momma so poor she went to KFC to lick other people's fingers...
2006-07-04 23:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by Shar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like big girls and yo momma is so big I gotta get up and go out side right now cuz i need air
2006-07-04 02:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by metal_is_forever99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma raised such a bonehead that he posts joke questions in the pets category.
2006-07-04 02:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by flamingo_sandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayo on aspirin!
2006-07-04 02:18:58 · answer #6 · answered by clovicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma just reported you to Yahoo abuse.
2006-07-04 02:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so big that her big fat as** is going to exploed
under her under wear
2006-07-04 02:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by cool_katey_ c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
2006-07-04 02:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by shakayconia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population.
2006-07-04 02:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by cerebus_5005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so old when she has an orgasm dust comes out
2006-07-04 02:18:58 · answer #11 · answered by Frank B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋