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He told me today he feels sorry for people who are over weight and physically unfit. I think he may be trying to brain wash me into thinking he is physically fit and healthy. I wanted to roll in the floor and start laughing. He gets so ridiculous sometimes. Maybe he is joking. I don't think he is though. I would like to have some quick witted comebacks for his strange thinking. He truly believes he is physically fit. I wonder if he knows what fit is.

2006-07-03 18:55:01 · 9 answers · asked by happydawg 6 in Health Men's Health

Hey, His dick is just fine. He has no problems in that department. It took awhile to get used to his body size and trust me, he has it all under control. He is a great lover. Maybe its because I taught him everything he knows. We have dated for 4 years.

2006-07-03 19:17:06 · update #1

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Misread the question: He is fat. How can you find his dick?

Tell him it is sad he has dickydo disease and when he asks what that is, tell him his big belly sticks out farther than his little dick does!

That will motivate him to lose some weight!!!

2006-07-03 18:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by math_major 2 · 0 0

Most people don't know when they are over weight, if he can get around without being out of breath he must be doing alright. I would suggest that you include him in your activities. Take him with you when you walk and play sports. This way you can help him without him knowing that you thinks that he is fat.Another suggestion would be to change him diet and tell him it's so he can live longer. Whatever you do be kind, I'm sure he loves you and you love him. Good luck

2006-07-04 02:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by Katherine C 3 · 0 0

Ask him to describe the physically fit male to you and afterword have him stand in front of a mirror and ask him if he fits the description. He if says yes tell him that you don't mean for him to look with his eyes closed but with them open.

2006-07-04 02:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by # one 6 · 0 0

If he's a bodybuilder and has huge muscles he might reach that weight, but it is unlikely. You can tell by looking at him: does he look fat? That's often a better indication than the scale.

2006-07-04 03:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by gp4rts 7 · 0 0

My hubby weighs 250 and is 6' - and he wants to lose some weight.....so that answers your question! He really needs to do something about his unhealthy weight before its too late!

2006-07-04 02:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by caramelqueen 3 · 0 0

Maybe he's testing you. How long have you been together? He may be saying this to gauge your reaction. It may very well be his way of finding out whether you think he falls into that category or not.

2006-07-04 01:59:58 · answer #6 · answered by Foolhardysage 2 · 0 0

Ask him if his comment means he feels sorry for himself, since he's overweight and physically unfit.

2006-07-04 01:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by sunny1 3 · 0 0

I'm 5'8" and weigh 170. I am a few pounds over where I should be.... so YES, he is fat.

2006-07-04 02:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Throw him in the water,if it's all muscle he will sink like a stone.

2006-07-04 02:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by J_DOG 3 · 0 0

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