I would really like to hear some funny jokes, experiences, or anything you have heard! Make me laugh!
2006-07-03 18:08:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
i live in columbus the other night, a group of guys did three robberies within 1 hour and 3 blocks of each other. they where psitol whipping the victims, and they where also threatening to shave ppl's heads that did not comply with thier demands. i guess one kid got shaved. this happened in a very poor end of town, and what struck me as funny, as how they assumed threatening to shave ppls heads was such a serious threat! i dont know, maybe its just me, i think its pretty damn humorous. a bunch of stoned guys sitting around decided to go threaten to shave ppls heads, while they have a gun, if they dont hand over their money!
2006-07-03 18:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by ohiomandi26 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, my boss telling me about how he lived in LA and there are people who just stand on the highway shooting at cars. He said he drove in a crouched down position for hours everyday wondering when the asshole standing on the sidewalk might pull out a gun and start shooting .......friggin hiliarious when told as a bar story..
2006-07-03 18:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by zanthus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Democrats.
2006-07-03 18:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by Simon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay here is something funny happened...when Mutt got hit in the head by the dog leash, her cousin threw at her...it left a bump...luckly Mutt is hardheaded...you would of laughed if you seen how it happened.
by the way we were walking the dog so don't get the idea of Mutt being tortured of thinking we were treating like one cause we weren't...so keep that in mind
2006-07-04 00:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by nami_inu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad is getting his hair cut, the girl begins eating a snack cake. While she's eating, she walks over and stands right next to the barber's chair. The barber looks down and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
"I know," the little girl replies. "I'm gonna get boobies, too."
LOL
2006-07-03 18:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing i have ever heard of? the monkey joke.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree????
becasue it died!
2006-07-03 18:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Rahana D'louncres 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok hear is a Good joke ,,,,What do you call a ash tree next to a whole? ,,,an Ashhole !! HAHAH R O T F L M A O!!!
2006-07-03 18:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by cvcrcr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A preganant republican female singing in the choir at church and not knowing who the daddy is!!!
2006-07-03 18:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??
because he died!
2006-07-03 18:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Nerds Gone Wild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did the bubblegum cross the road
it was stuck to the chickens foot
2006-07-03 23:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋