And please don't say killing. It's good, but I don't want to go to jail. Plus, I already thought of it. Oh boy, revenge is sweet...
2006-07-03 15:42:07 · 14 answers · asked by twiggles_who_giggles 3 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
ok I am no practical joker but I do have a sister who is....
here are some of her specials...
when stuck in an abusive relationship she felt she could not leave she gradually made her husband believe he was going insane...this is how she did it..
whenever he placed his keys anywhere.. she would wait till he was out of the room and move them to another likely place... ie if he left them on the kitchen bench she moved them to a different bench in the kitchen or to the tv in the loungeroom
each time she did the washing she would rearrange his clothes in the drawers into a slightly different order... then claim they had always been that way..
she regularly took different amounts of money from his wallet while he was not watching... and then she would ask him what he was spending all the money on...
she ordered things for his business and then convinced him he had put the order in.. he was a busy builder and had stuff ebing delivered to sites that he didnt need ..
she rang the police info line several times claiming to be a different person each time with information about drug lab in their house.... and just waited for the raid... it did come..
she hinted to his relatives about him being just a little unbalanced.. and asked them to help her keep an eye on him..
she sent his ex girlfriends flowers and cards on his behalf...
she basically just drove him nuts...
2006-07-09 23:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was so hurt when I ended up filing for a divorce.
I was really angry after I finally realized I had been screwed over and thought of many things
1. pouring powdered concrete into the toilet and give it a
flush (i was trying to figure out how much it would take
to create a plumbers nightmare) I didn't own the house
and we lived in the country. He owned it all.
2. urinating all over his personal belongings and in the
iced tea
3..setting every thing he had to wear on fire in the back
yard in the trash can and leaving him out in the
country with no clothes and no phone.
4. dropping chicken livers in the registers way down
so when the heat kicked on it would stink up the
house after they started to rot.
After about 10 years the hurt left. He was having an affair and I was supporting him.
The best thing to do is just get over it and don't let it eat at you. You will come out the better person because of it.
2006-07-03 15:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by happydawg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to be the joke I pulled on my ex-husband one April Fools day. The night before, I sewed the opening to a pair of his underwear so that he could not open it. I put the pair on the very top to insure he would choose this particular pair.The funniest part was, that since he had not mentioned it at all that day, I had to ask him about it after work. He had not noticed it at all through the day! End of conversation. I did not want to know anymore about how guys pee without using the opening.
2006-07-03 16:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by Becky S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was so mean I am ashamed. we had a party and invited only one of our friends to come at 6 and we told everyone else to come at 7. so when she showed early we acted annoyed and she had to sit and wait for 1 hour while nobody talked to her, then after everyone else came thay all ignored her too. (part of the joke) we were all in on it but her. she cried and ran away and still hates us for it even tho we told her it was a joke, she was still kevetching about it at the 40 years class reunion. I read it in MAD magazine and decided to try it. I am sorry Dixie.
2006-07-03 15:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was right out of high school and working at taco bell my boss came in on April 1st and told me that him and his brother got the keys for their brothers car and parked it like 3 blocks away. they never told him that they moved it even when he was calling the cops they let him think it was stolen. they Finlay told him at the end of the day.
i'm sure there's going to be better written here but i always thought it was funny.
2006-07-03 15:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by cesar g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a dead fish or road kill in a persons car trunk on a hot day and enjoy!!!
Put it in early in the day so it has plenty of time to "cook"!
2006-07-03 16:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by laremyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Atomic Sit-up. Google it.
2006-07-03 15:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate exlax cookies
2006-07-03 15:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by Delfina M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fake lottery ticket.
That is so mean and people are SO let down when they find out it's fake.
2006-07-03 17:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to get someone's grampa or grama to cooperate, but you fake the accidental death of some schmucks grandparent right in front of them.
2006-07-03 15:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋