2006-07-03 15:07:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yo mommas so skinny she uses her ribs as a cheese grater
2006-07-03 15:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by ▲▼▲▼ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do u watch that show yo momma on MTV you'll find great ones there like "Yo Momma so cross eyed her husband left her for seeing somebody on the side" (Hahahahaha)
2006-07-03 22:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by L.O.V.E. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, she tripped over a cordless phone.
2006-07-03 22:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by SADFHorde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
2006-07-04 19:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by Trish S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so hairy she got Afros growing on her nipples
2006-07-05 22:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by shaneka77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE!
2006-07-03 22:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by S_S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's sooo fat, even Jesus can't lift her spirits.
2006-07-03 22:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma so stupid she thinks Dick Cheney is how you keep a man around.....he he he he
Yo Mamma is just like an SUV, large, heavy, and room for 6 construction workers inside...lol
2006-07-03 23:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Nena_555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO mama is so stupid she went to the clippers came to get a hair cut LOL
2006-07-03 22:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat when she go to McDonald's she have her on menu
2006-07-07 23:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by khalanid38 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋