2006-07-03 13:45:49 · 25 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Buy the goat his own lingerie ... maybe he's jealous
2006-07-03 13:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by axiomgeo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is it the family goat or your goat for when your wife is away? Do you like the way your goat looks at you with those big brown eyes?
To remedy your problem, try tying the goat up inside. It will make it easier for you to mount as well.
2006-07-03 20:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by 35 goodlookinmalefrombalt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is the goat near her lingerie to begin with? Is the goat in the bedroom or are you having her wear the lingerie outside near the goat? Either way...UGH!!!
The answer is keep them apart...DUH!!!
2006-07-03 20:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by freespiritinsc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to stop buying her lingerie from Dollar General,and try Dillards!
Oh by the way,tell her the pictures she sent me in lingerie had the goat's teeth marks on them,and ask her to resend the picture of her in fish net stockings and G-string.
2006-07-03 20:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hide your wife's lingerie in a draw or something, where it's supposed to be. Keep the draw closed and the goat won't eat it. How retarded can u be??
2006-07-03 20:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably keep the lingerie away from the goat. If you hang it to dry outside, I would hang it over the shower curatin rod to dry instead, where the goat will not get to it.
2006-07-03 20:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lizrd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your wife out in the yard and bring the goat inside.
2006-07-03 20:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by boxing_fan_4_wlad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the goat out of the bedroom dude!
2006-07-03 20:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by scummibear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep the goat out of the house
2006-07-03 20:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you don't have those fainting goats. I can't imagine how that would look. Nibble, nibble, faint, nibble, faint. Your poor wife could develop a complex. But if it really is an issue, you can always tell her to not wear any. However, if she is enjoying it then this is a problem you have to solve. And I really don't want to butt in there.
2006-07-03 21:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋