i wanna laugh lol
2006-07-03 13:31:10 · 9 answers · asked by ads 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It may take awhile to get hard I just got laid last night!
2006-07-03 13:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by retisin2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2006-07-04 05:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear and a turtle were walking through the forest when they came upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it at the same time, and a genie popped out. Because they had both summoned it, the genie gave the each three wishes.
"I wish i was the most handsome bear in all the world" yelled the bear instantly, and it was so.
The turtle then made his first wish - "I wish i had a motorbike" and it appeared.
The bear then said "i wish all the lady bears in the world were attracted to me" and it happened.
The turtle then said "I wish i had a motorbike helmet" and it appeared next to his bike.
The bear then made his final wish - "I wish i was the only male bear in all the world" and it was so.
The turtle said "I wish the bear was gay" and rode off on his motorbike
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2006-07-03 20:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so there were 3 guys one was tom one was dick one was harry. they were best friends. one day, they met a fairy. the fairy granted each of them one wish. harry wished for a huge pile of money, and it appeared in front of him. dick asked for a pile of gold, and it appeared in front of him. tom could not find any of them and got frightened, so he called out "Harry! Dick!where are you!so guess what he got... a pile of harry ***** (get it)
i love that joke lol
2006-07-03 20:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok there were theese 2 cannibals and they were eating a clown and one cannibal said " dont ya think this tastes kinda funnt ? "
lol
2006-07-03 20:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by Thea S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its better to date homeless people...when the date is over...you can drop them off anywhere :)
2006-07-03 20:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by WyattEarp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are cooks so mean?
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Because they BEAT eggs and WHIP cream!
Lame, I know...but that's all I can think of.
2006-07-03 20:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by Chreap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r so smart!lol! =)
2006-07-03 20:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are three girls who are about to be executed 1s a brunette ones a black and ones a blonde duh
2006-07-03 20:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jared Padaleckis biggest fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋