1. it is easier to get forgiveness than permission
2. under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, tempurature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn pleases
3. research is what im doing when i dont know what im doing
4. it is not an optical illusion, it just looks like 1
5. there are 2 rules for success..1. never tell everything you know
6. when in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue
7. dont force it; get a large hammer
8. any tool when dropped will roll into the least accesible corner of the workshop
9. an alcholic is a person who drinks more than his physician
10. if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
11. if your feeling good, dont worry. youll get over it
12. project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress
13. never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
14. you always find something in the last place you look
2006-07-03 13:12:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
who wants to know all this
2006-07-03 13:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Ya know, #14 is the only one I've heard- but those are great. I love #3.
2006-07-03 20:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by pritigrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was funny! :-)
2006-07-03 20:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by mcclean5552 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋