im mad bored, dont know wat 2 do, just took a shower, and thought some one could make me feel better? any joke? crack a joke? a sweet story? anything would help? get me out of bored world, plz
2006-07-03 13:09:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
don't know many jokes or stories......but i love your answers to my questions.......you make me smile everytime.....thank you................hope that helped
2006-07-03 13:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
random stupid blonde joke:
a blonde gets into her car. she looks around and said "someone stole the dashboard!'
she called the police and the operator said "your not in the back seat are you?"
yea weird...
most ppl heard of this but im bored so:
three men walk into a bar. what do they say? "ow"
what does the fourth one say? "uh duck!" *here he points to a duck* (uh is pronounced [a] so you know...)
2006-07-05 16:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Kelye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I got home and my dog tore open a bag of charcoal and thought it was his bag of dog food what a mess.
2006-07-03 20:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by jerryhmusic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why didn't you call me before you got in the shower, it helps to save water
2006-07-03 20:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neigh bor's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
2006-07-03 20:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by mcmag B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep i'm bored to sorry i don't know any jokes or riddles i'm srry!!!!
2006-07-03 20:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by babygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i think your cute, well i am just looking for friends mail me moghul88@yahoo.com
2006-07-03 20:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the fish say when he swam into the cement wall?
Damn..........
2006-07-03 20:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2006-07-04 07:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by BLACK_KILLZ_she is terror 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋