I was in a meeting at work and there was about 30 employees that were there. I was sitting in the front row and there were alot of people sitting behind me. The general manager of the company was giving a lecture on ways for improvement and proper customer service skills. well the meeting was going to in session for at least another hour and I really felt uncomfortable. What I mean is I had a very bad itch inside my buttcrack near my butthole. I sat there as still as I could because I didn't want to draw any unwanted attention to myself, since I was in the front row and all. anyways about 30 minutes later I was ready to scream, because the itching was very bad and I would have done almost anything to be in a position where I could relieve this pestering itch. I was starting to get fidgety and squirming around in my chair....then I realized, if I lean to one side then I could somewhat spread my cheeks open and presto!!!! with my skin stretching out, my itch was relieved
2006-07-03 13:05:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
my itch was relieved I didn't have to go through the embarrasment of digging in my butt with my bare hand...even though it would have felt much better to just scratch my butt through my pants....anyways has anyone shared a similar experience?? if so, should we start a forum or discussion about this sort of thing?
2006-07-03 13:07:43 · update #1
... sounds like you are severly under-medicated ... you should see your doctor right away to have the dosage adjusted ...
2006-07-03 13:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Santa's Helper 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It took you 30 minutes to think of a solution? I can't believe someone actually employs you. This story sounds fake.
2006-07-03 13:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by I ♥ Evil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shirley...good for you taking this as it is. This dude is funny. To everyone else who responded, can't you take a joke??? Come on, loosen up life is too short.
2006-07-03 15:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by jdc591 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't and I don't think there needs to be a forum just for that.
2006-07-03 13:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no this never happen to me but you had me laughing reading this
2006-07-03 13:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Shirley A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED QUESTION IVE EVER HEARD! HA HA!
2006-07-03 13:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by LadiBug23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋