2006-07-03 12:35:47 · 23 answers · asked by kmc1169 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Hmmmm, is this like a trick question??.....Lets see.....the keys are in your left hand, and Osama Bin Laden is in Snake Mountain with Skeletor, figuring out how to defeat he-man.
Hope that helped
If that helped it shouldn't have.
Mwarf
2006-07-08 14:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Old long ear 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where Osama Bin Laden is but....
....I've got your car and car keys.
Don't you remember that drinking game we had down the bar on Saturday and you laid your car keys on the table and bet that if you could do something better than me, you'd take the keys and the £1000 I put down with you. You then lost the bet and I took back my £1000 and also your car keys.
I sold the car on eBay⢠for £1.99 and spent the money at McDonalds⢠on fatty food.
I'll see you next Saturday where you'll probably end up using your hot ex girlfriend now you've got no car, car keys and money.
Of course I'll win the bet again and end up driving away with your hot ex girlfriend in your old car that I'm borrowing off the winning eBay⢠bidder.
:-)
2006-07-03 19:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by The Techie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama bin Laden is said to be living between Afghanistan and Pakistan;hiding from G W Bush and the Marine soldiers
2006-07-04 03:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by ezra k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama Bin Laden is driving your car. Is it a red Toyota ? Remember the saying the car bin laden is a Toyota
2006-07-04 03:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tim T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama is well and running a kebeb house in smethwick. your keys are on the floor by the WC where they fell out when you were having a really good dump.
2006-07-08 03:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by I loathe YH answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osamas in New York City. I don't know where the hell your keys are. I found my keys still in the ignition of my harley with the battery dead.
2006-07-03 19:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by tw2251stst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osamas somewhere resting in a nice place I guess whereas ur keys may be in ur car or pockets.
2006-07-03 19:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Gyanguru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther is aconnection between yr lost keyes and bin laden .......yr lost keys ave been mis laden ( his sister) and bin laden is currently on holiday in jamaica Fat Yank resort for swingers and perverts ..... he works behind the bar part-time and is handy with the camcorder ......................as for yr keys look under the fat slob ...thats my guess
2006-07-08 06:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by bigpetemancityfan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both equally good questions. The CIA will probably be able to find your keys quicker though:)
2006-07-03 20:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by socjfk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bin laden has them fone 044 562 4099 734
2006-07-03 19:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋