I want to hear your best Chuck Norris joke. Don't repeat any of the ones listed already and only leave 1 joke per person.
2006-07-03 12:06:40 · 18 answers · asked by Jutsko 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
There is no Theory of Evolution, there are only those species which Chuck Norris allows to live.
2006-07-03 14:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Flyboy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
2006-07-06 12:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by C B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are known as The Islands.
2006-07-03 14:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris lost his virginity the day before his father did.
2006-07-03 12:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris punches so fast that he breaks the time space continuum. Therefore, it is actually possible for Chuck Norris to punch you yesterday.
2006-07-03 14:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by ch4n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a rumor Chuck Norris tryed to fight God. But he decided to quit because he couldnt round house kick himself in the face.
2006-07-05 17:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by JoeDraco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris and his Agent are out in the woods hunting. His agent falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2006-07-03 22:14:06 · answer #7 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck Norris invented Black. in fact, Chuck Norris invented every colour in the spectrum. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2006-07-03 13:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by I Am That Yankee Doodle Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' hand is the only thing that can beat a royal flush.
2006-07-03 12:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by mcduderboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Despite popular beliefs it was chuck norris that was dropped on hirroshema and naggasaki.
2006-07-05 04:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by <3Portugal Lover<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋