This can be a serious question if you like just give the wolf a Scythe and a Nike hooded robe.Ya get me pardners ?
2006-07-03 11:29:58 · 23 answers · asked by TheBigWheel 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Nah. I've met him and we went for drinks. He's misunderstood, really.
2006-07-03 11:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the big bad wolf only wanted sugar for his gramdmoms birthday cake, and the mean pigs didn't give him any. He had a cold that day as well, so he sneezed and blow down the little pigs house.
2006-07-03 11:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by lumi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The big bad wolf (male) preys on innocent, basket carrying girls, who go into the dark woods to visit their granny. Isn't it just symbolic of what can befall sexually immature girls who wander off. I think as a society we are paranoid about big, bad, paedophilic wolves waiting to pounce on our innocent children. It's one of those fairy stories that sticks in your subconscious and gets reinvented as you grow older.
2006-07-03 11:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Little Red Riding Hood, that's for sure...
2006-07-03 11:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Aqua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tra la la la la! the bad wolf was in the bushes hiding, little red riding hood saw the bushes moving.
"come out mr wolf I KNOW you are in there"
the wolf ran to another bush,
I see the bush moving come out mr wolf said little red riding hood.
the wolf ran to yet another bush, little red riding hood was quick to spot which one it was,
I can SEE the bush moving mr wolf I know you are IN THERE.
the wolf came out, "oh! for the love of GOD will you go away and let me have a crap" said the wolf.
2006-07-03 11:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's just a pup
lan that story comes from The True Stories of the tree little Pigs right, I think I got the title right, but yeah and I guess he sneezed and ate grandma on accident
2006-07-03 11:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by Derrick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Grim Reaper don't wear Nike!!!
And he ain't the big bad wolf!! ;)
2006-07-03 11:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dIdn't know Tony Blair had a Nike hooded robe
2006-07-03 12:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by dragonnookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Three Little Pigs.
2006-07-03 11:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by Arthur Collins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death came to me
But I declined
So, was it Death
Or just my mind?
If Death should come
A second time
Would I again
Be so inclined,
Or take the hand
He offers me
And ride off into
Eternity?
2006-07-08 15:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by Heathery Lane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wolf is no challenge or threat to me, I could show him a thing or two about proper predatory behavior
2006-07-03 11:39:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋