2006-07-03 11:19:13 · 22 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Does this mean that you can have your chicken and eat it too?
I find that slamming the barn door on the chicken's head is more effective that choking, though not nearly as much fun.
2006-07-03 11:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chickens like to be choked! If you choke it your chicken will feel a lot better. Than after your done, you will feel a lot better that, you saved your chickens life. After your done with your chicken you, can spank that nottie monkey till he is black and blue. It too will make you feel better that you put some discipline on that monkey.
2006-07-03 18:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take it to the vet, unless chokin it is the best thing for it. Poor chicken.
2006-07-03 20:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it chicken noodle soup, supposed to make things better.
2006-07-04 03:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by hisbabygirl66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up! Let me consult my friend Chicken Boy....
2006-07-03 20:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why choke it? just lop it's head off, and have a nice feast. [have fun pulling the feathers out]
2006-07-03 18:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by squeebs_32 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pray for it. God is concerned for you chicken.
2006-07-03 18:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by PHP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck is wrong with you, you have a chicken for a pet!!!???
okay.......
2006-07-03 18:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Teresa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just eat the darn thing already!
2006-07-03 18:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can put it out of it's misery with a cheese-wire lasso but it will still vomit spasmodically.....we've all heard of how active a headless chicken can be.
2006-07-03 19:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by hidoug 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋