Does it start selling drugs to the other condiments and pimping the produce?
2006-07-03 11:00:57 · 22 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha ha lmao !!!!
seroiusly tho ,when it quits saying"shut the door on the fridge i am dressing!!!!!!!
2006-07-03 11:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by k walker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a very controversial subject..and not often openly talked about due to its taboo nature
it is true that mayo is known to mildly insult other condiments at the beginning ..but as the days go on it get really bad..eggs have been known to go off..and milk has also be targeted by mayo resulting in a foul tasting beverage that can have nastly looking floaty bits..within a matter of weeks mayo has been known to impersonate the hip-hoppers favourate movie hero Tony Montanna..and can be regularly be seen trafficing fresh vegetables to and from the freezer
my advice..keep clear of the fridge..its a dangerous place
2006-07-03 18:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee...I doubt it will become a pusher or a pimp. Although, a love sandwich just isn't a love sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip. Or so I've heard...I mean...oooo this is awkward...um, just check the expiration on the jar....
2006-07-03 18:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by nic2127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will start to turn yellow and oily.
If you see that the mayo has started to dry out on the sides of the container, that is a good indication.
2006-07-03 18:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep an eye on it. If the neighborhood starts going bad then you got a drug dealer in your fridge. Also keep an eye out for carrots they tend to stand out.
2006-07-03 18:23:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 if it smells bad 2 if it is blue or green, 3 if you get food poisoning from it.
2006-07-03 18:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by xstitchalanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When there is a oily layer on the top of the mayo!!!!
2006-07-03 18:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Quinton T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it smells like rotten eggs. Look at the experation date and throw it away then.
2006-07-03 18:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for once a comical question. May-0 I give you a big hand for this one.
2006-07-03 18:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by funnyface53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the humor! Actually, it smells so raunchy that you want to faint!
2006-07-03 18:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by horsesavvychick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋