What articulate and intelligent insult can you give to this statement. I admire intelligence and clever sarcasm, i suffer not fools or buffoons. Why does one individual sometimes feel superior to others. In democracy where liberals have control, who do they favour in the spiders web, the spider or the fly? Or shall we debate it.
2006-07-03 10:37:48 · 19 answers · asked by chi-chi 3 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I'm sorry but I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
2006-07-03 10:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by madamspud169 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Each individual is superior in their own mind and itz kinda like a bug that gets out and when other prople start believing.well thats when you get party elected idiots with no commonsense.We will try always to aspire to ideals and morals that are unnattainable. Take you for instance. Look back and swear that you have never felt superior at any time in your life whether its one individual or one million.Heres what springs to mind and i think encapsulates what has just passed before."Kill just one person and that makes you a murderer,But kill one million and that makes you a conquerer.An old addage which could be stretched to another template observing the testing of drugs on an animal species to cure the bane of ours.Good Bad Ugly you decide?You always decide!
2006-07-03 11:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by TheBigWheel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to insult someone is to remain completely unaffected by what they say, and to respond with lightning fast wit. Most people can't think fast enough to say something back.
Churchill has some good insults - look them up. I too admire wit.
You don't have to overwhelm people with words, although it is fun! Throw in a single uncommon word, to give them a chance of a comeback - e.g. "Sorry, I have terrible difficulty understanding the excerebrose. Is there a translator in the vicinity?"
My bf is quite quick-witted. When my brother implied my bf had a two-inch penis, he replied, "Yes I do, but that's plenty wide-enough for most women".
Likewise, when asked "What you looking at?" In a threatening tone, he replies "Nothing special."
Whilst large uncommon words can work a treat, sometimes you have to remember - Simple things for simple minds...
Know your audience - only you can come up with the right insult for the situation. Have a go, you'll be surprised.
2006-07-04 01:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by old_but_still_a_child 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Oh I get it... like intelligence... but different!
2006-07-05 00:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by nagaqueen13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An insult approximately issues iv executed and an insult concerning the human beings i spend time with Iv executed a lot of issues i remorseful approximately and whilst some-one insults my buddy i'm going to kick their *** : )
2016-12-10 04:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by kull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got called "an idiot". Properly, seriously told it with a straight face by someone I knew.
Felt nothing at the time.
Flipping stung like hell after though!
Stick to the basics. If that fails, go for the jugular.
2006-07-03 12:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by Firematt26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fools are measured by your own intelligence. so a fool to you could be very intelligent to another person. Also whoever appears to be be a fool to you might be able to do practical things you could only dream of, so please do suffer fools because to some people You might be the fool
2006-07-03 10:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by BackMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try using a sly way to catch them - it makes them feel more modest and foolish. Use paper too, not verbal words. Words are a lot more powerful. Just don't get too carried away.
2006-07-03 10:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Affy Laffy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find their weaknesses and exploit them. with me, im a little self concoiuse about the dent in my head and am sore about how it happened (getting hit by a car) and when people give me **** for it, it pisses me off and is really insulting.
also, calling somebody a goat is also really bad.
or, if you are a male, and having an argument with another male, say "at least they wherent confused about my gender when i was born"
2006-07-03 10:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Goat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really found, through my years of being an a**hole, that going straight to the heart and insulting there mother is the best method
2006-07-03 10:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Holmes 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋