Help, I dont know what to do!?

Question

Ok, I'm almost certain tonight is the big night! I'm excited and terafied at the same time, I'm positive my bf and I are going to go all the way. I'm slightly older, but still great looking, great smile and hair, but there are two problems. 1. I'm still a virgin 2. I have a third nipple that i'm pretty self conscious about.

Should I try to put makeup on my third nipple, or let him see it?

Should I use some KY now so I'm moist for later?

Almost forgot, I have just a small amount of hair on my shoulders, would Nair work?

Answer 1

your question is ... "Help, I don't know what to do!?"

my answer is ... "Neither do I but if were you I'd definitely NEVER go out in public or undress in front of anyone, not even a mirror. You're too ugly to even be allowed to post your picture here and it's a good thing most of us have a strong stomach.

Answer 2

Are you for real?

1. Virginity is not a problem.
2. The only reason a man would pay any attention to a third nipple is if it was on a third breast.
3. KY? Only if you are post-menopausal. And then, only DURING sex.
4. Have you used Nair on your shoulders before? If no, then don't now.
5. Relax. Enjoy the moment. If you are doing this away from home, pack some condoms for during and a feminine wipe and sanitary napkin in your purse for after.

Answer 3

#1 Should I try to put makeup on my third nipple, or let him see it?
YEAH LET HIM SEE IT WHY NOT HE IS NOT PERFECT HIMSELF

#2 Should I use some KY now so I'm moist for later?
KEEP IT HANDY JUST IN CASE

#3 Almost forgot, I have just a small amount of hair on my shoulders, would Nair work? YEAH, DO IT NOW

Answer 4

oh.. wow, umm.. Make sure you're ready to do this. About that nipple, if your relationship is serious enough to have sex, he's going to see it one day anyway. If you have a problem with getting wet for a guy, use the KY Jelly right before you're about to proceed with it. And yes, Nair should work..

Uhh..
I agree with the first girl, use a condom..

Answer 5

I saw "your" avatar picture on uglypeople.com among other sites touting funny pictures, so of course, this is not you. I have always felt badly for the ladies and gentleman that ARE the people in this pics on these sites. God bless them, either they have a great sense of humor, or great intestinal fortitude. As for you... skip the KY...your tremendous creativity and the hard work it took to put together the illusion and question should let you go far... take care!

Answer 6

First of all, if there is proper foreplay, you won't need the KY.
As far as the physical imperfections, he might as well know now, otherwise you'll always be hiding something. If he's turned off by it, then don't do it with him because he won't stick around for a second time, then you will have a broken heart and you will have lost your virginity to someone who wasn't worth it.

Answer 7

Leave the 3rd nipple out. The makeup won't help. You'll sweat it off. Don't use KY unless it's totally necessary when you're having sex. Please use Nair or just shave it off for today. Don't forget your legs, thighs, underarms and maybe your pubes. Good luck...

Answer 8

- Both. That's usually a big turn-on.
- Yes, but be careful. You can slide off things and get hurt.
- I'd use Neet. It's more effective on shoulder hair.

Have fun!

Answer 9

Too much time on your hands? Maybe you could get a job or a hobby. How about volunteering to help others less fortunate then you?

Answer 10

Shave your shoulder, have the light dim so maybe he won't see
it, and I don't think KY will help you out.