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What's not to Love about this guy?

2006-07-03 08:50:34 · 3 answers · asked by Heathery Lane 4 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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What's not to love:

1) he may be a replicant and does indeed dream of electric sheep

2) he runs a home for wayward badgers. That in itself is suspicious. How many wayward badgers do you know and how many of them would YOU personally invite into your home?

3) he practices photography...sometimes of subjects unfitting to be discussed here. Animals and vegetables are one thing but, oh the humanity! This man photographs faeries and other fey folk.

4) he is a Co-Mason, which is not a "real Freemason" because his Order allows women folk into the Lodge and other esoteric stuff like that. Probably in league with S_t_n (cbhn) if you know what I mean, since he is for womenfolk.

5) he watches the stars and sometimes even can tell you stuff about them. Knows what one is closest to Earth. Give you a hint: his mother called him the name of that nearest star because he was bright (so he says).

6) he preaches love between the brothers and the sisters, all over this land. And when I say "love" I don't mean when no 17 year old boy kiss no 16 year old girl. Dear friends, that's emotion! But when that same 17 year old boy kisses a 45 year old woman, whew doggies! you gotta friend to talk to! Anyway, we all know that we are supposed to be smuggly happy at the thought of all the rest of humanity broiling in some lake of fire... and praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may that be soon! and not loving each other and being tolerant.

7) he has starred in his own version of bowling for kabbalah and picked up the Yod Heh split on podcast with millions watching.

8) he is a reformed Libertarian and has publically burned all his Ayn Rand books and now sends money to Progressive causes (though shudders when Ted Kennedy sends him thank you letters)

9) he lost the war in Vietnam. If he had only tried harder, we would have won. Hard thing to bear but he does the best he can with that.

10) he knows Zac Efron but will not invite him to your or your daughter's birthday party.

11) he can speak forsoothly at a drop of a quill but wouldst ne'r so poltroonishly pen: "prithee, remind me of thine self" lest his manner be misconstrued. This forthrightness of speech hath left him fortune's fool and his poor heart the tennis ball of every Celtic lass.

2006-07-08 18:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 1 0

initially, i comprehend i'm no longer a guy yet i'm gonna answer in any case. It somewhat relies upon on the type of guy. yet yeah a great number of guys like innocuous women, and some like dumb women who pretend the have a mind of a 5 year previous. yet maximum men are not many times attracted to the type of lady who "pretends" to be dumb and innocuous for an absolutely courting on condition that i might want to do not forget that they'd somewhat lose interest with that type of lady on condition that she acts like she would not comprehend something. And the boys ur speaking about probable in person-friendly words provide her that type of interest even as she's round becuz they comprehend they could somewhat use her and then dump her. Sooo yeah

2016-10-14 02:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by chardip 4 · 0 0

sorry, never seen him here...

2006-07-03 08:52:23 · answer #3 · answered by alfjr24 6 · 0 1

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