What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever been told?

Answer 1

My alcoholic grandfather actually claims to have been propositioned for sex at a hotel bar by Johnny Mathis. No joke!

Answer 2

That a 250 blood sugar level 2 hours after a meal is normal. MY DOCTOR SAID THIS TODAY!!!
That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard considering the source. Thanks, I really needed to vent on that one.

Answer 3

If you think about sex too much, you get pimples....
or If you kiss a boy, your face will change and everyone over the age of 21 can tell right away that you've kissed someone

Answer 4

I have been told that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago because I touch myself at night

Answer 5

As a kid, somebody asked the teacher what boogers were and where they came from. She said they were dead brain cells. She said it with a straight face and I really don't think she was kidding.

Answer 6

My old neighbor told me that his mother broke every bone in her body at the same time. I'm sure she was an accident, but you would be dead if you broke EVERY bone in your body!

Answer 7

One religion has an exact number to how many people are going to heaven. I think that is stupid.

Answer 8

That the Bible is good, and that God is real.I can't believe that I once thought that was all real, BRAINWASHED me for years. I through away my Bible, I feel so much better

Answer 9

That the pilgrums and indians sat together et the first thanksgiving! Pure B.S.!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

if you masturbate your hand will fall off. i think that is still the funniest thing i was ever told when i was growing up.