how to make an enemy?

Question

within your work place

Answer 1

sleep with his wife, sister, daughter, like there's a thousand ways.

Answer 2

When two (ore more) people are working a desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them.

It is allways a good habit to lock your computer before heading off for coffee or a smoke. When someone forgets and leaves a Word document or an email open, type a single word somewhere in the text. “f*ck” or so will do nicely. They’ll never notice and send it out.

Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses.

Take clear tape and tape the underside of the mouse. Make sure you take the sticky end of the tape and apply it to the bottom of the mouse so it locks the ball in place. The victim will most likely check the connections in the back, reinstall drivers, reboot, etc., before they realize what has happened.

Another gem is to do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!


This will mostly only work with people with very little PC knowledge. Stick in a floppy in there floppy drive. They will be unable to boot up windows until the disk is out. This is fun to watch.

Try to find a very obnoxious CD laying around. Preferably a reggae or rap CD. Pop it in their CD ROM. Put up the sound full blast by double clicking on the volume control on the bottom right. On normal configurations the audio CD will autoplay when windows first starts up. The person starting up there PC in the morning will definitely be embarrassed.

This is for that special person you just cant stand in the office, the one who talks on the phone all day with their boyfriend/girlfriend and gets personal e-mail all day. Go into their e-mail and change their defaults to autmatically "blind carbon copy" their boss or supervisor. Heads will roll!

Change the coffee in the office coffe maker to decafe. Wait about three weeks(or untill you think everybody has gotten over their caffine addiction)and switch to expresso!

Try "password securing" someone's screen saver. First I suggest changing the screen saver to "scrolling marque" and inserting your own word or phrase, "Mr. Jones (president or supervisor) eats SHlT" or something to that effect.

My absolutely most favorite prank I have saved for last. It is so simple to do and yields such nice results. Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

With someone who is on the phone a lot during work - This works if you have phones that the handset comes apart. Take the handset apart and put scotch tape over the mouthpeice inside. They can still be heard, but they have to talk loud to be heard. The next day take it off, and put it in the earpeice. Usually they will be yelling to the other person on the line the next day, and won't be able to hear them. When they complain about the phone, and get a replacement, do it on the next phone. After about a week you will notice the calls to be down considerably.

Depending where you are at you may have a cafeteria in you place of work. Every week most of them put out a menu so you know what they are serving. Usually it is done on Word or Excel, and not extremely fancy. With a little work, matching fonts, and images you can make your own menus, and post them by your desk. We had one co-worker avoid the cafeteria for 2 weeks because of the selection "fish head stew" etc... before he caught on. Works great with picky eaters.

Answer 3

I cannot tell by your avatar what sex to are so you might have to reverse some of these, because I wote it as f you were a girl!
if it'sa guy, leave romantic invitations, from HIM, with each guy at work
if it a gal, make up 'You are the best in bed' thank you cards and address them to the hubby of your female co workers and leave them with your female co workers
let him or her see you do it just once.
wow, instant, lifelong enemy (don't worry too much as this person will surely make that a very short time)!

Or tell everyone "he/she said this about you" and make up some really vile stuff and tell them not to tell you told because you are just trying to be a fiend aand it is not right that the other is pspreading rumors like that.

no matter what, you get at least one good emeny out of it!

make an exlax chocolate cake and put it in the break area 'from: (your target)"

put super glue in their car door lock, driver's side,

pour hair gel on thier keyboard at the end of the day on friday

put vasaline under the car door handle

in meetings, when a problem is mentioned, innocently ask if he/she is sitll having that problenor suggest that the target person had suggested a solution and put them on the spot

tell them the boss is looking for them, right when you know the boss is coming, they will always look like they are goofing off

mix up their files

on a computer, if you have access, change file names and locations, create new files folders with the old names and they will tink everything is gone for good!

always fart in their cubical and eat garlic or onion and talk low and close to them

turn their license plate upside down

order take out food in their name and offer to pay after they look like an A$$, they thank you and trust you so you can hurt them more!!

cancel reservations if you know that they have made any

offer to do a joint project with them and then never show up---you got sick!

criticize their hair, clothes, whatever, but in a nice way, but always do it!

always tell them they need to brush their teeth.

Inviter them over to your house and leave before they are supposed to show---your mom is in the hospital!

show up at their house when you know they have company or it is a kid's birthday

tell them you will buy lunch and bring them exactly what they hate and you get a pass, you blame the restaurant!

put salt in their pop, or onion (yuk)

tell them that you are sorrymbut you overheard that they were going to get fired, get them really pissed and worked up about everything that YOU hate about the company and watch the sparks fly!

always butt into their conversation and finish their sentences

steal their ideas

but no matter what happens play innocent, appologize in front of others so they HAVE to forgive you or look like a jerk

Kiss her boyfriend or compliment him and give bedroom eyes in your smile

talk bad about his wife, clothes ahir, whatever

tell stories that always one-up him/her

I have more If you are REALLY serious!

Answer 4

Show attitude!!! Walk with an "air" around u. Give the impression that u think ur "it". Make snide remarks, turn up ur nose (at whom ever u want the enemy to be)...y u want enemies anyway?

Answer 5

Set fire to their workspace.
Leave pornographic pics of kids on their pc.
Tell them that you are their friend then spread gossip about them.
Yell out their name and "stop that" even when they arent doing anything.
Give them an all expense paid trip to visit Charles Mansion in prison.
Walk around the office singing Bee Gees songs or Achy Breaky Heart.

Answer 6

Just being a pretty girl,very kind and dressing really really well. Believe me the majority of the women at your job will hate you.

Answer 7

Spray wretched smelling perfume all over them, ask stupid questions, and never shut up.

Offering, with a straight face, to pee in their shoe works, too, if you can pull it off.

Answer 8

Well if your in school you could hack the network and get adminsrtatove passwords and then give them all Fs and then set all the backrounds and anything you can change to gay pornography. he he he he

Answer 9

Make a enemy with someone? well scream at them, trow things at them, call them a... female dog... i dont know.

Answer 10

make friends with the person. and totally ignore 'em the next day til forever!