please tell me your funny story or joke.
2006-07-03 07:21:00 · 6 answers · asked by i.might.b.crazy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
OK here I go.... This happen when my youngest son was about 5 and my eldest son was around 12 OK... My youngest son was knocking on the bedroom door and wanting to go into his big brothers room. Big bother was practicing his Trumpet playing and told little brother that when he gets done playing that he (little brother) would be able to come in... So little brother runs outside and runs over to his dad and very seriously said "Daddy, after bubba quits play with himself he will let me in his room".
This happen when I was married to my ex... He goes into the bathroom and not paying any attention to what he was doing. He pulled out his toothbrush and reach into the drawer of the sink and pulled what he thought was the tooth paste. He squirted it on the tooth brush then comes out of the bathroom with all this stuff in his mouth and with in seconds.. he runs back into the bathroom and starts rinsing his mouth out and spitting and gagging.... he picks up the tube and sees that it wasn't tooth paste, but it is was Baby Desitan for diaper rash.
2006-07-03 07:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Autumns Destany 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is supposed to be the funniest joke in the world. I hope you like it I know I do
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-07-03 14:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by frazzle_snazzle08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an airman walks into a bathroom and there is a army soldier washing his hands, the airman went to the urinal and took a leak and started to leave, the soldier said "In the army they taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." The airman said, "In the Air Force they taught us to go to the bathroom without pissing on our hands."
2006-07-03 14:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by native 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok you need to get all your Friends over stay up till midnight and watch a stupid show
2006-07-03 14:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by qtpie_marg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy came up to me once and told me that he wanted to kill me and keep me in the freezer in his garage.
2006-07-03 14:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sydney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!
2006-07-03 14:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋