"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad I won rather than lost."
(Frank Bruno)
"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite."
(Murray Walker — F1 Motor racing Commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse; I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh — Horse Racing Commentator)
2006-07-03 06:10:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, there was a Olympic 400m hurdle final race, an english man, Hemery, won in a world record time, the commentator, David Coleman, said and second is ... third, well i didn't see that , but who cares who was third, Hemery has won. He had to eat his words as it was another British Athlete who had got the bronze for third. That plus a few other similar mistakes gave rise to the Private Eye column Coleman Balls, which also turned into a few books.
2006-07-03 13:44:25
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answered by mike-from-spain 6
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This one is from Harry Caray, long-time baseball announcer for the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs used to have "ball girls" to retrieve foul balls. The girls had two types of outfits, one with shorts and one with long slacks.
One year the season started out with warm weather, then after several games it turned cooler. On a cool day, one of the ladies (wearing her long slacks) retrieved a foul ball, and Harry Caray commented "This is the first time we've seen her without her shorts on."
There was a short pause, then both commentators burst out laughing for the next 5 minutes.
2006-07-03 13:35:47
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answered by jackalanhyde 6
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Seventies Cricket on the Radio - led to hysterical laughter from both commentators for ages -The batsaman's Holding the Bowlers Willey (W.Indies v England)
2006-07-03 13:03:25
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answered by Trevor h 6
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I once watched golf on telly ( not interested myself but the other half likes it ) , only to hear the immortal line: 'I can see his shaft shining through the trees.' As it was delivered in a low, whispering, mac-wearing kind of voice,it turned out to be the funniest moment in fourteen years of occasional golf-watching.
2006-07-03 14:41:26
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answered by superwop2 2
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Said about Alberto Juantorena...The big cuban came off the bend,opened his legs and showed his class.....Murray Walker once said...And the reason you can't see a digital clock is because there isn't one...and Murray again...We're now on the penultimate last lap but one.
2006-07-03 15:23:47
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answered by Anonymous
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Ted Lowe (Snooker commentator) - paraphrased: "for those watching in black and white, the blue is behind the pink".
2006-07-03 13:07:21
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answered by Michael T 3
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In the old madden 2000 video game, he'd keep saying "He got good penetration on that one!" I'ts not so funny anymore.
2006-07-03 13:57:47
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answered by ye_river_xiv 6
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yes, and this is true: my ex-husband works for NASA and they have these NASA ways of talking like "roger that" and "that's affirmed" .... well, they all had to try and keep from laughing hysterically every time Mission Control would talk to astronaut Dick Richards (when he was in space) and would say "that's affirmed, Dick"
2006-07-03 13:13:25
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answered by Zippy 7
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This is hilarious, wish I had some better ones but thx for the [points and the laffs;)
2006-07-03 13:09:02
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answered by Jill A 2
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