gimmie 5 good ways to commit suicide?

Question

im really depressed

Answer 1

Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.

That's your 5 ways of committing suicide.

Answer 2

I guess you can tell by most of these answers that the majority of people think it's a bad idea. But don't listen to the crap about living for other people or God. If God didn't want you to kill yourself, He wouldn't have given you the brains to think about it or the power to commit it. The point is that you have to make your own decision. I say... LIVE FOR YOURSELF!! There are so many wonderful things to do in this life, so many beautiful things to see! I do believe there's a reason why you, and all other people, are here. Figure out what it is and go for it!

Answer 3

You already have had several people tell you not to do it. If you need to ask, clearly you don't want to. Most often, a suicide attempt is a call for help. Instead of calling this way, pick up the phone. Talk to a friend, parent, counselor, priest, or someone else.

Answer 4

Are you considering killing yourself? If you are than you should probably think through the why of it. Will it solve your problem? Will it get you more attention? Are you just being a twit and using drama? You are a selfish coward to consider suicide an option for problem solving. If you want to be a man, than identify your problems, make a plan to solve them and get up off the couch and do it. No matter how sad, lonely, depressed you are there is someone out there that has a much tougher life. Quit the destructive "poor me" behavior and go find that person. Assist them in a new and better life and find one for yourself.

Answer 5

THIS is my fave.

Buy a REALLY good high speed black and decker blender.

Remove the cup and the housing so only the blades are exposed. Put them on a flat surface and mount the blender so it is stationary.

Hang and bind yourself in such a way that sooner or later you will start to have your grip go and you will fall onto the blender. This is a very painful and bloody way to go and it will make a real mess.

TFTP

Answer 6

I can give u one reason not too. In each day there is something good from it. Each day you wake up there is an opportunity for you to make the best out of it. It's not gonna always be like this. Trust me...my husband has walked out on me and our three children ages 6, 3 and 1years old. But I know that as each day goes by it's gonna get better. And Jesus Christ will always be there for you no matter when, where or what time you need him. Please feel free to chat with me.

Answer 7

Don't kill yourself, talk to someone. There are so many people who are depressed like you, you are not alone. Talk to a parent, sibling, school counselor, friend or doctor. I survived depression, even when I thought there was no point. You can too.

Answer 8

actually you can go to the zoo and try to get into the lion's cage and poke it with a stick.

i was depressed before, suicide doesn't work, just to let you know.

Answer 9

Hey dear,

If u dont wanna live for urself its ok dont live, then live for others but dont ever think of suicide.
god has given u precious life dont waste it .

there are people who has greater sorrows than u but they never thought of commiting suicide

Answer 10

there are many ways to commit sucide but before you commit to something think as to why are you so depressed as such...
then if you want you can kill yourself...
if you i reply to me and i would send you latest tips and tricks to die.

Answer 11

those of you joking about this topic shouldn't be. this is serious. my best freind was going to attempt suicide once, came to his senses and he still got shot on accident