he Code :
A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE
DATE.
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit
that term only because they are female.
A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your
home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.
A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.
A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long
you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still g
cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you
are a God.
A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman.
Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an
endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)
A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30
years old.
More to follow...
2006-07-03 04:07:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if
need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on
national TV.
A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for
women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will
only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long
run, she ain't worth it.
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental
stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in
a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a
different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed
to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy
was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
There is more but you get the idea. So? will you take the pledge?
2006-07-03 04:09:11 · update #1
You forgot sometimes he goes through the door first to make sure it is safe And the garage is his kingdom. My only question is why does venison that you shoot end up costing about $52 lb?
2006-07-03 04:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good lord, where can I get one of these??? sounds exactly like what I want in a man - a REAL man!!! I don't think they make them, anymore. now, if you tell me that a retrosexual can do all that you've listed AND pledge love & fidelity to a woman, I will firmly believe in it & begin looking for such a creature. If, however, he is just a hound like the rest of the male species, then you can keep him - I've had enough of games & being screwed around on.
2006-07-03 11:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My hubby is a tried and true retro-sexual!!!! And thank God cause I don't think I could deal with a prissy little mama's boy!!!! At our house we take life head on and just "DEAL WITH IT!!" That is too funny!! Thanks for the laugh and the two points!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-03 11:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah. Your preaching to the choir brother. If you run for president, you've got my vote.
2006-07-03 11:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mostly, but the only killing for food I've done is fishing, and they were too small to eat. It's too expensive to kill your own food.
2006-07-03 11:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by tombombadil042 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2006-07-03 11:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by ka250 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend, you are truly, truly sad. I pity you. If you find a woman that will put up with that, you both deserve each other.
2006-07-03 11:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by francesfarmer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, my hubby already took that pledge the day he was born.
2006-07-03 11:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋