2006-07-03 03:25:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
as much as he wants
2006-07-03 03:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 5⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-03 21:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, i am Proffessor Howard.
To my calculations... A wood chuck has 34 lps, logs per second, and they can keep that up for atleast an hour.. .so thats...60x60= 3600 x 34= 122,400. THATS how much a wood would a wood chuck whuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. That number is per day, so in a life time...they live on average 10 years... so they chuck about 1224000 logs of wood in their life time.
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2006-07-03 03:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yawn.
2006-07-03 03:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Some say:
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-03 03:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mark A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The average woodchuck weighs in at 16 pounds. Assuming a woodchuck could chuck 1/3 of its body weight, I would say a woodchuck could chuck about 5.333 pounds!
2006-07-03 03:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woodchuck can't chuck wood
2006-07-03 03:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wood chucks lack opposable thumbs. For that reason it is IMPOSSIBLE for one to position a piece of wood in the chuck of a lathe prior to turning it.
Therefore, I conclude that the answer is ZERO.
2006-07-03 03:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by The Grand Inquisitor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think about 10 inches of wood, no more or the wood chuck would up-chuck
2006-07-03 03:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by inquiring@sbsglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck no wood unless it had a need to, then it would chuck the required amount of wood.
2006-07-03 03:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by steven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck eould chuck as much wood as possible if the chuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-03 03:29:01 · answer #11 · answered by Hot KC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋