What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Answer 1

My mother caught me naked in front of the TV, I managed to change the picture, but not the sound, you could still hear people moaning.

Answer 2

I threw up in the back of a taxi cab one time... NYC cab drivers can't drive!!! I ended getting car sick.

Well... the worst is being heard having sex.

Answer 3

the most embarrising thing that ever happened to me was when a priest from the local church was calling my mom and i answered the phone "Heaven,God speaking."

Answer 4

Well, for a long time I thought it was something that happened when I was in 9th grade. My boyfriend was in 10th grade, and we were very affectionate with one another. One day, I came out of biology class, and saw him standing talking to someone in the hall. That wasn't a surprise, as he usually left his classes a little bit early so he could come walk me to my next class. I walked up behind him and rubbed his bottom in a kind of suggestive manner as I planted a wet, sloppy kiss and tiny nibble on his shoulder (he was wearing a tank top). I almost died when a stranger turned around and started laughing at me. Then I heard my boyfriend laughing behind me. It turns out they had chemistry together the previous hour, and the stranger had spilled chemicals on his clothes. He and my boyfriend wore the same size, so my boyfriend had gone out to his older sister's car and brought in a pair of jeans and a shirt he had stashed in the backseat, and his friend didn't want to wear them, so my boyfriend gave him the clothes he was wearing and changed into the jeans and shirt himself. They all got a great laugh at my expense. How was I to know! They were the same size, and they both had short, dark hair. I did realize something was wrong, that he smelled different when I kissed him, but by then it was too late...

Unfortunately, that episode was eclipsed as my most embarrassing moment a few years ago. My husband and I were on a plane, and I started feeling sick. I got up and went to the back to use the restroom, because I felt like I was going to throw up. Both restrooms were occupied, and there was man waiting with his son. The man took one look at me and said, "Oh my, you don't look well at all--your face is green. You can have the next available restroom." I opened my mouth to thank him and threw up all over him, the flight attendants, the people in the surrounding seats, myself, and most terribly, all over his toddler, who promptly began to scream and cry. I felt so terrible and embarrassed, I sank to my knees and started to cry, too. The flight attendants were really sweet, and one of them went to get my husband while the other started banging on the restroom doors, telling the people inside to hurry up because there was an emergency outside. It was simply awful; the entire back end of the airplane knew all about it. I was able to go into the restroom and clean myself up a bit, and someone got into their carry on luggage and got out a souvenir T-shirt and gave it to my husband, who brought it back to me so I didn't have to wear the icky one. Everyone was really nice about it, but the remaining hour of the flight was miserable. The flight attendants kept coming to check on me, and they locked one of the restrooms so it would be available if I needed it again. Other passengers kept coming up to me to check on me, and their kindness just made me feel worse. If I could have crawled out on the wing and finished the flight there, I think I would have. I had pretty much settled down when we landed. We got off the plane, and a little girl who got off just ahead of us proceeded to tell anyone and everyone at the arrival gate, "That lady in the blue T-shirt PUKED ALL OVER EVERYONE!" in a loud excited voice. It was truly a rotten end to an otherwise stellar vacation...

Answer 5

O like I'm gonna blab that for everyone to know.

Answer 6

Being caught having sex

Answer 7

when i had a tooth stuck in my ear.

yes, a tooth.