2006-07-02 23:02:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
At the moment I have a song tainted love-soft cell, but it now goes...sometimes I feel like I don't want to...answer the phone instead.
Well hopefully only people who know me ring it as I cannot sing!!!
It has been so many different things..you may as well amuse people if you are not there to do so!
I tend to have songs or a funny message!
It makes me laugh to when I receive the messages after people have listened to it!
2006-07-02 23:15:50 · answer #1 · answered by becky_ms 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have this one : "this is you-know-who, and i'm not you-know-where, leave your you-know-what, you-know-when"
and i had this one before : "You know what I hate about voicemail greetings? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, that you will never have to suffer through another long voicemail greeting when you call me...so just leave your message after the tone and i'll call you as soon as i can, thank you."
also this one :D "Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by me."
2006-07-02 23:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by ram0n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we recently did a show at my college where a charactor was called a pervert several times during the play, so at the moment i have "hello pervert" in some kind of frieky demented way on my answer phone, recently i have noticed not receiving many calls or they don't get round to reaching my answerphone. hehe, people have told me it's very frieky when the phone stops ringing and they get a person saying "hello pervert, leave a message" to them. o well it's keeping me ammused for a while.
2006-07-02 23:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a recording of Stewie from Family guy saying: "I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total b i t c h." I took it off in case I get calls for interviews, wouldn't look so good.
2006-07-02 23:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Frodo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My in-laws think mine is rude it just says "leave your name & number" I say it. If you don't know me so what if you do you know it's me. What more do they want? Everyone knows how to use one leave a message or hang up. What's so hard?
2006-07-02 23:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thousand of the people are killed on the war,millions of the cars have an accident,just only one sweety girl is smiling at this moment by reading my msg to her.
2006-07-02 23:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Nuriyeva J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'ping' you are talking to the microwave-please leave a message after the 3rd ping.......
2006-07-09 20:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my other answerfone is a sony, but i guess this one will have to do for YOU
2006-07-02 23:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't have answer machine.
2006-07-02 23:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by newtouch8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello!...........hello!...........is any one there?........bloody assholes phoning me up all the damn time and hanging up!!!!!........Hello.......****...........Bleep.....
2006-07-06 10:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by Vade B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋