how do i lose a girl in 10 days?

Question

suggestion?

Answer 1

tell her you are into whips and stuffs.....

Answer 2

Man, this is easy.

First, tell her straight up it's not going to work out and you think she'll be better off looking for another guy that has more brains, wealth, etc take your pick.

If that doesn't work take her to dinner at an expensive restaurant, order the most expensive items on the menu, and afterwards make her foot the entire bill and don't talk to her or make eye contact with her the whole time... Be as awkward and rude as possible, but don't act like you're doing anything of this intentionally or maliciously. Act like you're too dumb and pathetic to realize it and have no sense of manners or class whatsoever. If you can pull off being awkward, annoying, and disgusting the whole date then, she'll never want to hang with you again. If she gets angry, tell her it's your fault, not hers and chances are she'll finally want to leave you... And you'll be a free man again!

Answer 3

DAY ONE: Tell her you just bought a new dress. For you.
DAY TWO: Tell her you just saw the cutest shoes on sale, and just had to buy them, they match the dress.
DAY THREE: Invite her for drinks and take her to a gay bar.
DAY FOUR: Ask her how she feels about you moving in with your new friend you met at the bar last night.
DAY FIVE: Constantly ask her if you look good, does your butt look fat in these pants, do I look bloated, etc.
DAY SIX: Tell her your love for her is purely spiritual and that you have decided you do not want to ruin it with sex, ever. (or ever again, if you two already do it)
DAY SEVEN: Invite her over to see your new bedspread ( buy the frilliest, floweriest thing you can find, you can take it back when she runs). Tell her you love looking at it as it really makes you feel in touch with your feminine side.
DAY EIGHT: Invite her over and ask her f she minds if you slip into something more comfortable. Then go to your room and get in bed and go to sleep while she is sitting in the other room waiting on you. When she comes to see what is taking you so long and tries to wake you, say ' no, don't take my money Denny, I can be a good girl, I will wear the leash' and turn over and pretend to be sleeping and ignore her.
DAY NINE: Blow her off the whole day, no calls, no emails, no answering the phone or door. If she does come to the door, let her hear you say ' Frank, baby, I am gonna soap you up, you get in the shower you bad boy.' and then turn on the shower and radio and ignore the knocks on the door.
DAY TEN: Have one of your friends call on your machine while she is there and pretend to be Frank. Have him say 'Baby you looked so scrumptious in that dress and shoes last night, it was almost a pity to see them come off. Almost.' 'Love you sweetie' and hang up. Then have him call you back and say ' oh yeah baby I forgot, you call me as soon as that heifer gives you some money for us to go to the club.' Make sure your machine is turned up really loud. Then say ' oh that must have been a wrong number and tell her you have a headache and she should go home but first could she help you out with some cash.

Answer 4

see the movie
how do i lose a guy in 10 days

Answer 5

I would think your more pressing problem would be how to get a girl in 10 years.

Answer 6

Be an honorable youthful guy and tell this woman the fact. tell her which you do no longer think of this courting is determining the way it is going. that's no longer bringing out the appropriate in you or her and which you desire to end issues now till now you wind up hating one yet another. don't be a coward. undergo in innovations what is going around comes around. all of the appropriate!

Answer 7

It only takes a minute or two : take her to Disney World and you will lose her in that crowd in no time.

Answer 8

Kick her out of ur life. No just kidding. Well, break up. Well that's maybe quite a minute than days..hehe

Answer 9

1) Talk about your ex-girlfriend like you really miss her.
2) Talk about your guy friends like you really miss them
3) Don't talk to her
4) Don't brush your teeth (it will rot and fall out - use caution)
5) Start singing to her - well only if your really bad at it.
6) Act opposite of what she wants

Answer 10

just be a typical now-a-days kind of a so-called-man, and make it more and more obvious from day 1 to day 8. day 9, she'll have her friends console her.. day 10, your dumped.

Answer 11

if she's a bad girl then cheat on hear in front of her eyes.but if she's not a bad girl just till her that you don't want her and u couldn't get a long in this relation ship cause that's really hurt