2006-07-02 22:08:43 · 14 answers · asked by jelly b 1 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up "That's been done before, we're going to go to Mars". The Blondes speak up "That's nothing, we're going to be the first people to go to the Sun". One of the reporters says "Don't you idiots know that you'll burn up?" The Blondes say "NO WE WON'T; WE'RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!"
2006-07-02 22:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little girl had been running a muck all morning and the play room was a real mess. Her dad comes home and demands she clean up the play room.
The little girl gets busy tidying the playroom and dad leaves her to it for a while. When dad returns he asks if she has finished cleaning the room and she puts her hands on her hips and says. "Of course I have!"
Dad points to a piece of apple peel on the floor and says "Well! Where does that bloody belong?"
The little girl doesnt bat an eyelid and says with all the might a little girl can muster. "On the bloody apple. Dad!"
I thought this was very funny because it is what happened with my daughter and partner...
2006-07-05 21:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's the poorest person in Virginia?
The tooth fairy
I've also heard it as the richest person in Virginia either way
What's the most popular show in Arkansas?
Touched By An Uncle
No offense to anyone from Virginia or Arkansas.
2006-07-09 01:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Liz A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burglar enters a house.
He starts to put things in his bag.
All of a sudden a voice from the dark says "Jesus is watching"
The burglar turns quickly and his flash light hits the mark.
A parrot sat on it's perch, again "Jesu is watching"
The burglar says I know I can see you too and I'm not worried
The parrot instantly stares at the burglar and says
"it's not me you need to worry about, I'm Joey, Jesus is the rotwieler"
2006-07-03 05:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by REAPER_ENTERPRISES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nun walks up to a free apples stand but the sign says "jesus is watching"
so a little boy walks up to the same stand but passes it n next to it is a all-you-can-take cookie stall
the little boy says dun worry jesus is watching the apples
2006-07-03 07:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by jupjup10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush wins election
2006-07-03 05:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 mooses sat in a tree when a submarine landed in another. Then the first moose said to the other moose: -He probably lives there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's the funniest one I can think of right now.
2006-07-03 06:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by sunny_marika 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted (a salted)
2006-07-07 21:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by freebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen the inside of Ray Charles house?
No?
Well that's okay, neither has he!
2006-07-03 05:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by fbirdheelsfan1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush got reelected.
2006-07-03 05:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by isman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋