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I had a roommate from hell after college. There were 5 of in this small apartment, and he started tracking us...where we went, when and how much we spent on stuff, all sorts of stuff. One day I came home and one of my other roommates was furious about something this guy had done. I suggested we make chocolate chipp cookies with ex-lax. We only put the ex-lax in 2 cookies (we had recently seen the movie Heathers, and didn't want to kill him..). When he came home, I said, "Hey Mark, I made some cookies. They're on the counter." He took one poison cookie and one safe one,and enjoyed both. I woke up early the next morning to the sounds of him groaning in the bathroom. As if that weren't good enough, he ate the second cookie the following night! Gentle overnight relief, indeed. At one point I asked my accomplice if this would be bad karma. HIs response was that he was such an ******, that we were HIS bad karma. He never knew what happened.

2006-07-02 20:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by Ed H 2 · 1 0

Well not on a person, on a pigeon. I dropped some all purpose glue on its eggs and when it sat on it a few minutes later it got stuck between its legs. I thought the pigeon turned into a duck coz it waddled with the egg between its legs. I never would've guessed it would stick there for so long untill it dropped and violah! omlette du fromage. I was a bored 12 year old then. Bide away i do feel sorry for the pigeon... well she had many other eggs.
The worst practical joke was when i tried to pull the chair before a pregnant woman would sit on it, luckily my mother screamed and i had the senses to return it back on time. They scold me of course. It took me years before i realized how terrible that was. Like....what was I thinking??!!!

2006-07-02 20:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

this is sad...i've made a lot of practical jokes. some of them aren't really jokes, just things that'll make you laugh.

the ones i remember:

i took an empty bag of chips, stuck in moldy ritz crackers, water, juice, and a whole bunch of other stuff, and when a guy i hated asked for food (he does that), i gave the bag to him and ran. gross but funny when you see all that crap on their hands. (at lunch)

i jammed a guy's hand in between two desks at school.

I've thrown an orange and a tangerine on the roof (i'm not saying where) and left it for the construction workers.

i've kicked somone's *** (literally)

and most of the rest are more violent.

2006-07-02 20:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by DBSG/SS501_fan 2 · 0 0

My Mom made Steak-ums one day for us kids, and she was snacking on smelt. When my brother got up from the table, I snuck a piece of smelt between the layers of meat on his sandwich. He wondered why his steak-um tasted funny, and inspected it. When he found the smelt, I started laughing. Later that day when I went outside, it felt like something was inside my shoe. Wondering what it was, I took off my shoe and found a piece of smelt and saw my brorther laughing.

2006-07-03 00:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0 0

yes here is one from many many many lol. i have played a few.
my friend is pettrified of spiders oh!!! and so am i . i got my uncle to put a spider in her lunch box that she took to work . lmao we both screamed because i forgot about the joke so it backfired bad lmao

2006-07-02 20:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

My dad is really scared of snakes. so I put a rubber one in is bed while he was sleeping. He freaked.

Even better I put a real snake (harmless) in his bed while he was sleeping and...hehehe he was wondering why he felt something slithering...

2006-07-02 20:21:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

after the meal,start hopping around like a frog then say :ribit...ribit nice soup?

2006-07-02 20:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sleeping with my friends wife- it was just Hilarius

2006-07-02 20:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by dl_porter2003 3 · 0 0

the question 'who is your father?'

2006-07-02 20:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by sani 1 · 0 0

hitting someone !!! joke!!!

2006-07-02 20:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by GrAcE 1 · 0 0

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